MONDAY GETS ITS LIFE BACK

[Lucille]

I just googled Cyprus (dreaming of holidays) and saw the headline "Protesters demand withdrawal of Cyprus' 'satanic' Eurovision entry" and now I'm suddenly interested in Eurovision after all

Some very NASTY people seem to think this is a sacrilegious slut banger, when actually the artisté has claimed it’s a VERY SRIOUS SONG for the #METOO era about being in an ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP.



I dare you not to break down when she sings ‘TACO, TAMALE, THAT’S MY MOOD’

 

[Kate]

That chorus is pretty catchy to be fair.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Attach the bait, drop the hook and just wait

*Kate reports on X Factor Malta*

 

[Lucille]

That chorus is pretty catchy to be fair.

Why has no one written a song with that hook before?!!!

 

[Soldi]

Welcome to the dark side, Madame Kate.

 

[Tisch]

That chorus is pretty catchy to be fair.

Lads, we've got her.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Omg

 

[RJN]

I saw that earlier. Its risky but very eye-catching. If you see the whole thread it has a different meaning

 

[GNL]

Abolish the burger monarchy.

 

[Tisch]

Fair play to them, I've just been on deliveroo seeing if Burger King deliver here. (They do not )

 

[GNL]

I like the Burger King fries, but they really should be a Republic. Its 2021.

 

[RJN]

https://nypost.com/2020/10/23/man-wearing-burger-king-crown-yells-n-word-on-jetblue-flight/

They even have a Philip

 

[Suomi]

In the past year, any time I encounter a situation in life, be it novel or routine, I always stop and ask myself, "What would @Suomi do?".

It has had a significant impact on my quality of life, but at least it keeps things interesting!

I love getting mentions and this didn’t tag me properly so to come across this was a lovely surprise

my day started with a child screaming for 15 minutes nonstop in the middle of the classroom, another child throwing her pencil case at me, then I saw a man get his mobile phone snatched off him by a cyclist but then the man jumped on the thief’s bike and rescued his stolen mobile, and then 3 Romanians openly swigging whisky had a blazing row on my train and I kept moving carriages to avoid them only for them to keep following, and nobody under the age of 25 is wearing a facemask on public transport.

omg this is my

 

[Kate]

I’m watching a Zoom thing about women buried in Hampstead Cemetery. Marie Lloyd is the last one and I have to ask @Sally Thomsett ANY RELATION?

 

[Lucille]

Oooh she looks like A LOT OF FUN!

Lovely HAT.

 

[Kate]

ALTOGETHER NOW!

 

[Kate]

I don't mind NICE BOYS staring hard

 

[Kate]

Shit, should have saved that for ASFM.