HIYA. I was a GOOD GIRL last night and didn’t smoke
Biggest pile of rubbish i've read all year
Yes but even when you’re good you’re bad, right?HIYA. I was a GOOD GIRL last night and didn’t smoke, and honestly it’s revolutionary how much better the hangovers are.

I spent midnight luring the cat out from under the sofa.
I better be getting laid in 2024
Dreading the cruel return to work tomorrow, 25 people asking me how my Christmas was, Dry January discourse, responding to all the people I told to e-mail me in the New Year, sick of it already.
This is a reason I work for myself. Realised yesterday I can’t be fucked going back yet, there’s nothing really doing anyway, so I’m going to take most of this week off too. FUCK IT. I deserve it.
This.
The 2nd is a bank holiday in Scotland, but not elsewhere sadlyEveryone goes back to work TOMORROW? It’s only New Years Day!! I thought it would be at least Wednesday.

God that sounds depressing. I don't miss those days.Dreading the cruel return to work tomorrow, 25 people asking me how my Christmas was, Dry January discourse, responding to all the people I told to e-mail me in the New Year, sick of it already.
I was going to go for a NYD swim but I'm not feeling it. I'm hoping to go before I go away tho!
