Monday has its next ASFM entry ready and waiting.

[octophone]

Good morning! I haz bunked off for the day and am awaiting deliveries. Have grabbed a bunch of Current 93 CDs I haven't heard in a while to tide me over.

 

[Dark Carnival]

TIRED

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also hay fever, fuck off now please?

 

[Lucille]

So many fucks I don’t give today! Really need 3 months doing nothing in the Italian countryside to recuperate from the first 34 years of my life.

 

[OutSynk]

A can of fish exploded in my cupboard last night.

 

[Lucille]

A can of fish exploded in my cupboard last night.

No one:

Outsynk’s herring:

 

[OutSynk]

No one:

Outsynk’s herring:

Me to the herring:

 

[BoysForSeles]

I have a new temporary manager who seems to mistakenly believe I’m interested in any interaction and have any intention of attending my 121s. Previously my manager and myself viewed those as me time.

 

[Inner Smile]

A can of fish exploded in my cupboard last night.

What do you mean? How?

 

[Marina Salty]

Maybe it's an expression, like opening a can of worms, but in estonian

 

[OutSynk]

The can BURST open what’s not clicking. Probably due to heat or something.

I thought I finally had something juicy for the daily thread.

 

[Lucille]

I was on a Megabus once from Newcastle and we had to stop in Sunderland because a suitcase full of fish had exploded.