Monday has no idea who anyone is any more

[octophone]

Hello, whoever you are.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Happy BONK HOLIDAY MONDAY!

BRITS HAVE GONE BONKING MAD! HOTTER THAN MOSCOW!

 

[Kala]

It’s bigger than Bowie on my Facebook

 

[BoysForSeles]

I have a tennis final at 2 to play, out for dinner at 6 and off to see Nadine Shah at 9 so am timetabled for the day.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

As expected I ache all over after two very satisfying hours of gardening yesterday, which resulted in minimal improvement.

May I recommend burning garden waste. The satisfying soundtrack of a forest fire, without the devastation.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Off to the in-laws for a Chinese later, which is absolutely fine.

Having a bit of a headfuck booking a trip to the Vatican. It's either cheap, with potential horrendous queues or potential scam skip the queue tours costing hundreds.

 

[Sheena]

I had a day planned of allotmenting, packing for Malmö, doing a bit of work and cooking a roast.

Instead, I'm now on my third hour waiting in the walk-in centre after my Mum fell over in her home and now has a suspected broken shoulder.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is there ANYTHING WORSE than sitting on the plane home that is stuck on the tarmac not heading to the runway?

 

[Lucille]

The least they can do is OPEN THE BAR.

 

[Sheena]

Even worse, I’ve been moved to a waiting area playing SMOOTH RADIO.

 

[big ron]

Just watched Bullet Train, absolutely brilliant action nonsense

 

[Jocasta Clun]

Even worse, I’ve been moved to a waiting area playing SMOOTH RADIO.

Oh BAD LUCK darling I think I had SIX HOURS of SMOOTH in SAME DAY EMERGENCY CARE when Mr CLUN had a turn. That was WORSE though because it was just before CHRISTMAS