Monday is harassed by wildlife

I've been bit by a magpie, several dogs, many hamsters, rats and mice, a horse and had my knuckles sliced by a snake's teeth when she went for a mouse and missed.

This sugar-reduction business is playing havoc with my insides, if it carries on like it has this weekend I'll waste away to nothing. :(
 
The landlord has finally replied. He keeps saying there's no immediate rush to leave. I've poured my heart out saying this is the most pivotal moment of my life and I need continuity and we need to get out BEFORE September. No one is winning and I'm so stressed.
 
I have my first days in a classroom NEXT WEEK, which I need to start planning and they want to send estate agents around this week.

Eurgh it's such BULLSHIT
 
You know I was really hoping the Rita v Ag beef would drag on into a SECOND DAY
 
Diddy said:
you can just slide a bit of pepperoni over it
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I knew this conversation reminded me of something...


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Ag said:
And they're DRILLING AGAIN next door!
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I had several months of this a couple of years ago. The people who bought the flat below me spent a couple of months doing it up. The trouble is, they worked normal office hours so were doing the work in evenings and at weekends. I work normal office hours. It was bloody annoying. They weren't even nice about it because, surprise surprise, they turned out to be Buy To Let landlords or, to give them their other name, cunts.
 
Queen of the Bay said:
To keep it aligned with the topic, am gonna say that today I woke up finding out that my cat had pee for a second night in a row under the staircase, in a spot that I spent most of yesterday cleaning and am starting to feel that I am doing something wrong and she is unhappy.
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Probably. x
 
It's my last week at work before a 2 week vacation and I have no idea how to get everything on my to-do list done within the next 5 days. :D
 
Queen of the Bay said:
To keep it aligned with the topic, am gonna say that today I woke up finding out that my cat had pee for a second night in a row under the staircase, in a spot that I spent most of yesterday cleaning and am starting to feel that I am doing something wrong and she is unhappy.
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Is it possible she’s into piss?
 
It’s for a branding agency that specialises in SPIRITS so I’m thinking lots of FREE BOOZE if I get it.
 
Diddy said:
Morning

state of emergency is over in Osaka. I think we are in a state of quasi-emergency now, whatever that means. So I took a quick trip to the next prefecture over and got bitten by these buggers

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Was that in Nara, diddy?

They were all well behaved for me. All bowing, no biting. Enjoy your unhealthy cracker, deer-san.
 
I have so much going on. I now need wellies for my school visit next week(!)

I thought it was about to fall through as I haven't been DBS checked yet, but it's apparently fine! They've arranged a whole itinerary for the two days, I feel really important! :D
 
Ag said:
I have so much going on. I now need wellies for my school visit next week(!)

I thought it was about to fall through as I haven't been DBS checked yet, but it's apparently fine! They've arranged a whole itinerary for the two days, I feel really important! :D
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Wellies? Are they just not toilet trained or are you being taken along on a field trip?
 
It's not a private school, it's just situated within a woodland.

The itinerary is full-on. Next Monday is 8-6 including three meetings, observations, and an hour and a half in the woods!
 
Ag said:
The landlord has finally replied. He keeps saying there's no immediate rush to leave. I've poured my heart out saying this is the most pivotal moment of my life and I need continuity and we need to get out BEFORE September. No one is winning and I'm so stressed.
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This sucks Ag :( are you looking for somewhere else now?

Is it hard to find properties that allow pets?
 
Rachey said:
This sucks Ag :( are you looking for somewhere else now?

Is it hard to find properties that allow pets?
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We are looking, but as it stands we can't move until October. It's bullshit.

We're just not gonna mention the cat.
 
Queen of the Bay said:
To keep it aligned with the topic, am gonna say that today I woke up finding out that my cat had pee for a second night in a row under the staircase, in a spot that I spent most of yesterday cleaning and am starting to feel that I am doing something wrong and she is unhappy.
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Is the peeing a recent thing?
 
Ag said:
We are looking, but as it stands we can't move until October. It's bullshit.

We're just not gonna mention the cat.
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Good plan. If we ever rent our flat out I'll 100% allow cats and small dogs.

Not rabbits tho because they're dicks.

I hope it works out ok for you.
 
Business woman special Rachey already planning to spin off her BURGEONING FUDGE EMPIRE into a career as an IOW SLUMLORD! :disco: Move over GINAG.
 
Our school does the Forest School programme, or rather we did.

What year groups are you observing Ag?
 
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