Monday is trapped on a small private island

I managed some housework yesterday and was well pleased with myself but someone has moved out of one of the flats in the block and completely filled the binstore with crap and now I'm furious.
 
RJN said:
My attempts at stoned housework always turned into stoned laying around procrastinating the housework
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I've had a joint, done a washload, deposited some glass recycling :eyes:, been to the shop and put a casserole in. I mastered weed about a decade ago. I had a lot of practice up to that point.

Oh I've ordered a pipe too. Thanks for the recommendation @PIG (in a blanket) RON
 
Apparently, according to overly suspicious islanders, if you go for a walk and take a selfie you must be from a tier 4 area on holiday here illegally.

Also my mum went to a tier 2 area yesterday and when she got back on the ferry they are doing some very half arsed attempt at checking people.

"You are travelling for essential reasons only aren't you"?
"Yes"
"Ok carry on"

So tier 4 people may as well come visit the island and all stay with me!
 
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Same principle as stores and restaurants asking people "do you have covid" as their screening question? Total formality.
 
Our local privately owned pubs have started refusing entry unless you have proof of address. So now I have to carry my council tax bill around with me, I literally have no ID at all.
 
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Ag said:
Doing the big Xmas shop tonight. Excited/ anxious.
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Tomorrow, early in the morning. And I actually have to buy stuff unless I want to eat pasta all week.

All shops over here are closed from Thursday noon until Monday morning.
 
I know that Christmas is on Friday but I keep forgetting about stuff like stores being closed since it just doesn't feel like the normal buildup to Christmas at all
 
Work today has been so dead apart from being able to help a couple of my friends apply for a promotion by sorting out their covering letters. Working tomorrow and again for 29th-31st which will be even more quiet.

Still pondering whether to spend £40 for a cab to my mum's tomorrow to avoid public transport.
 
Okay, the Christmas excitement has properly hit me today. I think it’s a combination of films being on telly, everyone at work talking like we’ve already knocked off, and the fact that I’ve just listened to the Gladys Knight version of When a Child is Born. I’M READY.
 
Ag said:
I've had a joint, done a washload, deposited some glass recycling :eyes:, been to the shop and put a casserole in. I mastered weed about a decade ago. I had a lot of practice up to that point.

Oh I've ordered a pipe too. Thanks for the recommendation @PIG (in a blanket) RON
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Did you go for the budbomb one? They're decent.
 
Floppet said:
I can't come downstairs at night after I've had mine. I'll come downstairs for a drink of water and suddenly realise it's two hours later but half the kitchen's now sparkly clean.
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There's a very relatable reddit all about it.

 
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