Monday is triggered by a llama

Ditto. I feel worse after a weekend of wholesome activity than a weekend on the fucking garys.
 
daily threads cancelled. What gets the punters in?

Someone start some domestic appliance chat STAT
 
My lounge fan is semi broken.

I want my mums no noise hollow Dyson fan except not by Dyson and for £15.
 
I had a call from the local mental health team earlier. I've never hated anyone by voice alone within the first 10 seconds so I hung up.
 
Yeah it’s quite depressing having no real events or holidays to look forward to. I was thinking of sneaking off somewhere for my birthday but not sure if it’s worth the effort. I want to save my cash to rebook my aborted trip to Brazil but that’s looking like that could never happen now. So long my Colombian lover. :(
 
I want to punch my fucking computer in the dick. Everything that’s happening today has been painstakingly designed to get on my tits as much as possible, the universe must know I’m tetchy as fuck and has decided to really stick the boot in.
 
I am so fucking tired so I smoked some weed and it made it exactly the same.
 
I’m so bored of work and everything, what a useless year
 
I have a cognition test at the GP in an hour, which is rather disheartening at almost 40.
 
My gym is re-opening meaning they'll start taking the fee out of my paycheque again. I can either ask them to continue freezing it, or I can go to the gym but as it's by work it's a bit of a drive. I've been running a lot, but some actual working out would be nice as would some shower ogling but is it really worth the hour 10min round trip? What a (first world) DILEMMA. :oi:
 
Lucille said:
Quite the ennui has very much set in. No chance of meeting new people, getting a new job, going anywhere, it really feels like my life has been put on HOLD.
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The routine of waking up and shuffling to my desk to work is just so ugh. At least when I used to go to the office I used to go out after, I miss going to the cinema.
 
Cheer up moopsies, it’s Kalavision tonight.
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Tisch said:
My gym is re-opening meaning they'll start taking the fee out of my paycheque again. I can either ask them to continue freezing it, or I can go to the gym but as it's by work it's a bit of a drive. I've been running a lot, but some actual working out would be nice as would some shower ogling but is it really worth the hour 10min round trip? What a (first world) DILEMMA. :oi:
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I'll be honest I don't really have the urge to go back at all.
 
I'm thinking of moving house in the autumn. Would be the first move in six years. Definitely need some kind of change.
 
lolly said:
I did a work zoom meeting naked from the waste down, just to amuse myself this morning. Unfortunately my bollocks amused the cats far more.
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Just realised I posted waste instead of waist, but it kind of works, so I'm leaving it.
 
Tisch said:
Where are you thinking? Is this your own thought or your fiance as well?
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Oh we've both been chatting about it. Money for a deposit has suddenly become free which helps.

And just locally. If it was only me I'd be back down to Brighton in a shot, but there's so much going on down here I kinda have to stick around.

We just want more space. Any of a hallway, downstairs loo or front garden would be the tits.
 
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