Monday is wary about triggering a boss battle

Poor Teddy doesn’t look very happy about moving to MURDER CENTRAL
 
:D I do have a cafetiere TOO (LOOK, ON THE WINDOWSILL) but I can't be arsed washing that up every day
 
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I need to flat hunt because my tenancy expires in the middle of next month but my plans to get a job BEFORE I start looking haven't PAID OFF. Why is everywhere so EXPENSIVE? I thought everyone had moved out of the cities?!
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
I need to flat hunt because my tenancy expires in the middle of next month but my plans to get a job BEFORE I start looking haven't PAID OFF. Why is everywhere so EXPENSIVE? I thought everyone had moved out of the cities?!
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Let’s all help you look. Location? Budget?
 
London prices are definitely on a downturn but of course they were LUDICROUS to start with so they are still LUDICROUS
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
I need to flat hunt because my tenancy expires in the middle of next month but my plans to get a job BEFORE I start looking haven't PAID OFF. Why is everywhere so EXPENSIVE? I thought everyone had moved out of the cities?!
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What about the delightful MOSS SIDE?

Nothing better than a bit of GANG VIOLENCE to spice up the local area :disco:
 
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Soldi said:
What about the delightful MOSS SIDE?

Nothing better than a bit of GANG VIOLENCE to spice up the local area :disco:
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I have a friend who grew up in Moss Side he speaks VERY HIGHLY OF IT, but I'm not convinced.
 
I think making it pleasant for the doctors and nurses is always a thoughtful gesture. I once fell off the 43 and broke my foot and went all the way home to get clean pants - involving walking up to the third floor and down again - before heading to the hospital

SO BRAVE AND SUCH A GIVER
 
That car crash I posted last weekend which apparently was a carjacking and a stabbing has actually resulted in an ATTEMPTED MURDER charge :o

And I'm in a leafy riverside estate heavily populated by homosexuals!
 
Zu 2 said:
I think making it pleasant for the doctors and nurses is always a thoughtful gesture. I once fell off the 43 and broke my foot and went all the way home to get clean pants - involving walking up to the third floor and down again - before heading to the hospital

SO BRAVE AND SUCH A GIVER
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Actually this was completely ludicrous as I could have got the next bus all the way to the Homerton but maybe it also involved getting my all important phone charger so it was in fact all about ME ME ME
 
I just want a soundproofed, two bedroom flat with great transport links (bc neither I nor MR GNL know where we'll be PHYSICALLY working) for under £850 per month that also has a bath and a balcony and isn't in one of Manchester's many CRACKHEAD HOTSPOTS. Is that asking TOO MUCH?

(Yes)
 
Zu 2 said:
I think making it pleasant for the doctors and nurses is always a thoughtful gesture. I once fell off the 43 and broke my foot and went all the way home to get clean pants - involving walking up to the third floor and down again - before heading to the hospital

SO BRAVE AND SUCH A GIVER
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Frankly I'm amazed someone as DAINTY as you doesn't pop a fresh pair in your MINAUDIÈRE. Who knows when an emergency will call for PERSONAL FRESHNESS?
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
I just want a soundproofed, two bedroom flat with great transport links (bc neither I nor MR GNL know where we'll be PHYSICALLY working) for under £850 per month that also has a bath and a balcony and isn't in one of Manchester's many CRACKHEAD HOTSPOTS. Is that asking TOO MUCH?

(Yes)
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What about ANCOATS?
 
Kate said:
Well gosh I learnt a new word today. Thank you @lolly

And when I googled it an advert for THIS popped up! I think we should raid the Moopy funds and all get one
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That’s a bit much. The princess Diana clutch option is a lot more tasteful
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
I just want a soundproofed, two bedroom flat with great transport links (bc neither I nor MR GNL know where we'll be PHYSICALLY working) for under £850 per month that also has a bath and a balcony and isn't in one of Manchester's many CRACKHEAD HOTSPOTS. Is that asking TOO MUCH?

(Yes)
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But which ARE the crackhead hotspots? Also I don’t think a balcony is essential. (Look at where this bourgeois urge is leading poor @Kate. Somewhere where people pop their half-eaten burgers in a postbox if they can’t find a bin, shortly before letting their dogs eat people obviously.) You can easily enjoy a JPS Superking hanging out of the window although this can of course result in falling out :)
 
On the balcony front, it’s all very well having one but personal experience shows that it’s all about what the balcony looks onto. If it’s the scabby block opposite and someone screaming I WAS FUCKIN’ BANNED FROM PONTINS in front of young children, better to not have one
 
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Kate said:
Well gosh I learnt a new word today. Thank you @lolly

And when I googled it an advert for THIS popped up! I think we should raid the Moopy funds and all get one
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I want a fully poseable ‘Annabelle’s Hugs’ Monkey Girl Doll. Now.
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Zu 2 said:
On the balcony front, it’s all very well having one but personal experience shows that it’s all about what the balcony looks onto. If it’s the scabby block opposite and someone screaming I WAS FUCKIN’ BANNED FROM PONTINS in front of young children, better to not have one
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Mine looks over the CAR PARK of the row of houses behind my block :disco:
 
Oh, but LOOK at those CONVENIENT INSTALMENTS!
 
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Soldi said:
Mine looks over the CAR PARK of the row of houses behind my block :disco:
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Mine overlooks a pub car park, but it's quite a nice pub with hardly any fights at all. Although it's not really a proper balcony.
 
I have a great view of the rooftop pool across the road that I don’t have access to
 
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Is it a 'Juliette' balcony? As in A BIG WINDOW?
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Yeah, one of those. At least there's a rail to stop any careless smokers from falling into the flower beds.
 
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Not to accuse anyone of anything, but surely those poseable dolls are being used for sex
 
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