Monday isn't going to bandy figures around

[octophone]

Good morning.

HAPPY NOW?

 

[Shirley]

NO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

lol I have bins

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My washing machine is on the blink. The timing couldn't be much worse.

 

[Rita]

When taking my son to school this morning he tells me that he was glad he did not go to the football game yesterday as whilst the fans were observing the 2 minute silence they started shouting “SHOVE YOUR POPPIES UP YOUR ARSE”. Now I am not even from this country, but that does not sit well with me.

 

[Indie]

8

 

[Indie]

consider that figure to be fully bandied.

 

[Rita]

Oh stop postwhoring you SLAG.

 

[Sheena]

MORNING

Or is it afternoon? I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

I've woken up in a right GRUMP for no reason and I can't shake it.

 

[big ron]

Got punched at the weekend. Head hurts.

 

[SDF]

After a long weekend in London, I'm pleased to report I'm still in bed

 

[Kate]

Got punched at the weekend. Head hurts.

What have you been UP TO

 

[Indie]

I punched some guy at the weekend. Hope his head hurts today.

 

[big ron]

What have you been UP TO

It’s quite the yarn so I’ll spill all when I get out of the bath and go on my laptop.

 

[octophone]

*popcorn emoji*

 

[floppet]

Being forced to go out after work tonight for a meal so everybody can get to know the new lady that's starting here next Monday. Apparently the fact that I've known her for over fifteen years doesn't count as a reasonable excuse not to come. I'll go for the free food but I'm not staying for the pub quiz that starts at half eight.

 

[big ron]

What have you been UP TO

Have a look in the old community forum. Big Ron goes brawling.

 

[Rita]

What is it with men and fighting?

 

[big ron]

I cant help being a threat to boyfriends everywhere.

 

[Shirley]

Quite by chance to hot romance I found the answer
FLAMENCO DANCERS are by far the finest bet
There was one who whispered OH HASTA LA VISTA
Each time I kissed him BEHIND THE CASTANETS
He RATTLED HIS MARACAS close to me
In no time I was TREMBLING AT THE KNEE

 

[Indie]

What is it with men and fighting?

You've obviously not seen the scrappy catfights you get around here.

 

[Rita]

You've obviously not seen the scrappy catfights you get around here.

Why were you scrapping Indie?

 

[Indie]

Why were you scrapping Indie?

It was a joke. I hit big ron. Hahaha etc

 

[Rita]

It was a joke. I hit big ron. Hahaha etc

Oh.

 

[Rita]

I am baking with the rest of the fruit from my garden tonight. Eve’s pudding/Caramel apple Granny/raspberry frangipane tart anyone?

 

[lolly]

I've not had a fight since 1980. And that was only pulling my cousin Damon's hair because he was cheating at Connect 4.