Monday: It's Raining Today.

[octophone]

It's raining today
And I watch the cellophane streets
No hang-ups for me
'Cause hang-ups need company

 

[Sheena]

It’s gloriously sunny here. So much so I woke up and thought about sea swimming for the first time this year. A little too early, perhaps, but soon...

 

[octophone]

I was going to try and leave the house today but the Scott Walker news has flattened me. I'll have a wash and some breakfast, see how I feel.

 

[Sheena]

Get out- it’ll do you good! I’m going to go for a lunchtime stroll down into ugly Fareham just to get some air. Spring has sprung!

 

[octophone]

I know, you're right - the sun's out and everything.

Fuck it, see y'all later.

 

[big ron]

Its glorious here. I'm still in bed.

 

[Sheena]

Get out Ron!

Or send us cock pics. One of the two.

 

[Star]

Aaaah its lovely here today, Kylie is in nursery and my cold is fading.

 

[lolly]

We had a meeting outdoors this morning, it was so lovely.

Admittedly in a cemetery favoured by Spice fiends (the drug, not the group, so marginally more socially acceptable), but I'll take what I can get for late March.

 

[Star]

You know when you just go for a simple massage because your back is hurting you, and then they end up telling you how you've got a million things wrong with your back and posture and you'll need loads of appointments

 

[octophone]

Town was full of teeny goths. A quartet of them in HMV were definitely not indigenous to the region. I wonder who's playing tonight? Awfully early for them, mind you.

 

[octophone]

You know when you just go for a simple massage because your back is hurting you, and then they end up telling you how you've got a million things wrong with your back and posture and you'll need loads of appointments

Surely carrying a small person inside you is a particularly hefty part of this, no?

 

[Star]

Surely carrying a small person inside you is a particularly hefty part of this, no?

Apparently not! She reckons I've got two curves in my spine and really bad posture causing loads of shoulder and neck tension.

 

[octophone]

Oh. That sounds bad.

 

[Star]

Oh. That sounds bad.

It does, but I'm not convinced it's as bad as it sounds...

 

[Sheena]

BACK AIDS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have again come home from work after being sick. Not at home, just at work. WTF?

 

[Star]

Allergic to work

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well it has been said...

 

[Rita]

I have just been asked by my potential other half if I fancy going curling?

That went downhill FAST.

 

[Shirley]

I've just paid £700 for alleged UNDERPAID TAXES (thanks a lot useless work management) so THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS ARE ON ME!

 

[octophone]

I have just been asked by my potential other half if I fancy going curling?

That went downhill FAST.

Well, it would if you were curling on a hillside, he clearly doesn't know the first thing about it...