Monday. Just Monday.

[Jacques]

HERE ‘T IS

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/its-the-handwriting-thread.89080/

I will contribute to this in order to clear my name in due course

 

[Soldi]

Everybody in my office knows about Moopy.

@Soldi have you opened that letter yet? What's in it?

Yes @Soldi I need some closure here.

Unfortunately loves it’s an hour away back home in DEEPEST DARKEST DERBYSHIRE so I won’t get to open it for another few weeks. I am VERY tempted to get it sent over though.

 

[L. Põldvere]

You never did analyse mine.

I shall make amends now because I simply can’t bear any more death threats. Now let’s see... quite emotionally contained I would say, and those sharp commas indicate a need for precision and quite possibly a Stanley lurking in the WTG handbag. Also I am sensing a liking for bears and fisting and also a very mysterious Italian influence. Yes, I know. Very perceptive, aren’t I. Isn’t it wonderful?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Unfortunately loves it’s an hour away back home in DEEPEST DARKEST DERBYSHIRE so I won’t get to open it for another few weeks. I am VERY tempted to get it sent over though.

If you don't change the name and only the address, it's free remember.

Or did they never teach you about analogue post?

 

[Soldi]

I shall make amends now because I simply can’t bear any more death threats. Now let’s see... quite emotionally contained I would say, and those sharp commas indicate a need for precision and quite possibly a Stanley lurking in the WTG handbag. Also I am sensing a liking for bears and fisting and also a very mysterious Italian influence. Yes, I know. Very perceptive, aren’t I. Isn’t it wonderful?

Can we see your handwriting Madame Põldvere?

 

[L. Põldvere]

No

 

[ButterTart]

HERE ‘T IS

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/its-the-handwriting-thread.89080/

Fucking Hell, Jaetike's handwriting is amazing.

 

[Lucille]

Can we see your handwriting Madame Põldvere?

It’s not pretty, she writes with her (remaining) foot.

 

[Soldi]

It’s not pretty, she writes with her (remaining) foot.

Was she TORTURED after the Eurovision FAILURE?

 

[big ron]

Unfortunately loves it’s an hour away back home in DEEPEST DARKEST DERBYSHIRE so I won’t get to open it for another few weeks. I am VERY tempted to get it sent over though.

I wouldnt be able to sleep

 

[big ron]

I’ve just had jelly and ice cream because I am five

 

[floppet]

If you don't change the name and only the address, it's free remember.

Or did they never teach you about analogue post?

What!? I didn't even know this and I'm ancient! Our office spends loads on forwarding mail to clients' addresses, I could get some proper brownie points if it also works for business post.

 

[floppet]

I've just looked it up in case you were winding @Soldi up @ZenGiraffe and it's true but the mail has no priority so it can take weeks to arrive. No brownie points for me because I'll just keep franking it all to send on.

 

[ButterTart]

I've just looked it up in case you were winding @Soldi up @ZenGiraffe and it's true but the mail has no priority so it can take weeks to arrive. No brownie points for me because I'll just keep franking it all to send on.

That's just reminded me of the place up in Astley Bridge called Franking Sense. Genius.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Well i’ve just dropped a pie on the floor
Fish fingers for dinner it is then

 

[L. Põldvere]

Five second rule, though. Scoop it up with a brush or handy trowel and have both

 

[AlgoAlex]

Five second rule, though. Scoop it up with a brush or handy trowel and have both

Haha i ate the bit that landed on the work surface and most of the lid that remained held by the oven gloves

 

[win_the_game]

I shall make amends now because I simply can’t bear any more death threats. Now let’s see... quite emotionally contained I would say, and those sharp commas indicate a need for precision and quite possibly a Stanley lurking in the WTG handbag. Also I am sensing a liking for bears and fisting and also a very mysterious Italian influence. Yes, I know. Very perceptive, aren’t I. Isn’t it wonderful?

Oh my now that’s scarily accurate. Although it’s more like a PARING KNIFE.

What a talent you have!

 

[Soldi]

Well quarantine has been a BREEZE although I have now ran out of DEODORANT