Monday owns a donkey sanctuary and is therefor a capitalist swine

[octophone]

Morning.

I am FED UP, Moopers. Non-specific malaise. But also tired of the daily march of the stupid.

Still, I've just had a white chocolate Twix and I have a new Bic.

 

[big ron]

Morning.

I am FED UP, Moopers. Non-specific malaise. But also tired of the daily march of the stupid.

Still, I've just had a white chocolate Twix and I have a new Bic.

The non-specific MEH is my most common malaise, and the most frustrating. I prefer to be specifically fed up.

 

[Kate]

Still, I've just had a white chocolate Twix and I have a new Bic.

Is it a Bic For Her?

 

[ButterTart]

Hay fever’s kicking my arse, the train times changed overnight so I got into work late, and I can’t be fucked with anything or anyone today. Happy Monday!

 

[octophone]

Is it a Bic For Her?

Of course! Despite being possession of goalkeeper-sized hands, I am, nonetheless, a delicate and genteel lady who loves paying twice the price for something just because it's slightly smaller.

 

[octophone]

The non-specific MEH is my most common malaise, and the most frustrating. I prefer to be specifically fed up.

Exactly. Exactly that. I hate "meh" - I need proper, directed, "this is what's pissed on my chips" rage.

 

[lolly]

I think MEH is my standard operating model

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well I have Aldi today and I'm close to finishing the essay I've been working on, at great deficit to my mental health, this week... so it couldn't be LESS MEH!



Commits malaise inspired suicide.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also I have a spot INSIDE my ear

 

[Rita]

I had a RUBBISH sleep last night so I just know today is going to full of NOTHING.

 

[Soldi]

I thought about getting up relatively early and doing a WORKOUT like I did on Saturday, which amounted to nothing and I’ve only just got up

 

[Kate]

I had a RUBBISH sleep last night so I just know today is going to full of NOTHING.

Same. Now unreasonably annoyed at having work to do.

And I'm going to give blood at lunchtime and I've just read that they are not doing hot drinks at the moment because they mean people hang around for too long. I can't dunk my custard creams in LEMON SQUASH!

 

[ButterTart]

I had a RUBBISH sleep last night so I just know today is going to full of NOTHING.

I’d love a day full of nothing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I upgraded to Sainsbury's.

WOW!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A shop I traditionally hate. The local Sainsbury's supermarket is one of those 1960s sized ones that you see so few of now. But it's so close and the YELLOW STICKERS really do send some treats my way.

 

[big ron]

Same. Now unreasonably annoyed at having work to do.

And I'm going to give blood at lunchtime and I've just read that they are not doing hot drinks at the moment because they mean people hang around for too long. I can't dunk my custard creams in LEMON SQUASH!

You can if you want.

 

[Kate]

I don't want

 

[Rita]

I’d love a day full of nothing.

I’d say I would swap but I really don’t think I have the patience to do your job.

 

[Rita]

Especially not today when I am on MY LAST NERVE.

 

[Rita]

I have chipped the nail polish on my 2nd toe. I KNEW I WAS ALWAYS SAFER IN HEELS.

 

[lolly]

Oh Rita, not flats

 

[Rita]

Oh Rita, not flats

I was BAREFOOT.

 

[Rita]

I may or may not have cried a little.

 

[SDF]

Ladies, I lied this morning and said my zoom wasn’t working because I was in such a grump

Who wants to speak at 9am on a Monday?

 

[ButterTart]

I’d say I would swap but I really don’t think I have the patience to do your job.

I’m spending the day picking up fiddly bits of work that people in other offices couldn’t be arsed to do. I’m climbing the walls with the boredom.

 

[octophone]

Who wants to speak at 9am on a Monday?

That's just RUDE.

 

[Kate]

Ladies, I lied this morning and said my zoom wasn’t working because I was in such a grump

Who wants to speak at 9am on a Monday?

QUITE RIGHT TOO. Only cunts organise meetings before 10am and even that's PUSHING IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't know how I'd deal with a 9am appointment right now.

 

[SDF]

Thank you Moopy, I knew you’d be on my side

 

[octophone]

Be careful what you wish for...I now have specific rage. Work related. INEVITABLY.

 

[ButterTart]

Be careful what you wish for...I now have specific rage. Work related. INEVITABLY.

Wa ‘Gwan?

 

[octophone]

Wa ‘Gwan?

They've changed the payscale for my job so most of the department is getting more money. Because I've been here a while, I'm already slightly over what is now the baseline salary. So I've got the best part of fuck all.

Don't worry, it changes the goalposts - a few of these people are utterly useless and it is the absolute end of me helping them. Let's see who sinks and who swims.

*defiant*

 

[lolly]

QUITE RIGHT TOO. Only cunts organise meetings before 10am and even that's PUSHING IT

I had a union meeting at 9am and a team meeting at 9.30am

and a wank at about 10.15am

 

[Star]

I've got an 8:30am gp appointment tomorrow

 

[Soldi]

I’m working 7pm-7am two nights in a row

 

[octophone]

I had a union meeting at 9am and a team meeting at 9.30am

and a wank at about 10.15am

A 45 minute team meeting? Rude. I take it if it overruns, you just starting ripping the head off it anyway. Scheduling is important.

 

[Kate]

Well that's all disgusting.

 

[lolly]

I've got an 8:30am gp appointment tomorrow

You should be okay for a wank at about 8:36am

 

[Star]

You should be okay for a wank at about 8:36am

They did say it would be quick Poor Dannii needs some jabs, I remembered after @Rachey mentioned they're open for vaccinations.

 

[ButterTart]

Seeing people drive around with decals saying ‘thank you NHS’ on the side of their vans, knowing that this area voted overwhelmingly Tory, is really sticking in my craw.