Monday plays a Christmas Song

[Lucille]

MERRY CHRISTMAS GIRLS.

 

[lolly]

Merry Christmas! The children have been awake since 5am

So have I. I somehow managed to convince myself that I'd forgotten to take the meat out of the freezer to defrost. Despite it never being in the freezer in the first place as I bought it fresh. After attempting to reassure myself multiple times (I mean I'd seen it in the fridge myself when I started prep last night), I had to get up to be 100% certain. The mind does strange things at 5am.

 

[floppet]

Merry Christmas everybody. Especially to the creature that made itself known in my loft at 1.42 am who then scratched and scrabbled all night long until 7am when I came downstairs.

 

[lolly]

Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL

 

[Dark Carnival]

Merry Christmas everybody. Especially to the creature that made itself known in my loft at 1.42 am who then scratched and scrabbled all night long until 7am when I came downstairs.

WHAT WAS IS IT??

 

[lolly]

WHAT WAS IS IT??

She's kidnapped one of Santa's reindeer. Probably Prancer

 

[Inner Smile]

Morning

 

[jivafox]

WHAT WAS IS IT??

 

[Inner Smile]

Merry Christmas everybody. Especially to the creature that made itself known in my loft at 1.42 am who then scratched and scrabbled all night long until 7am when I came downstairs.

Sorry, it won't happen again

 

[Lucille]

So far I have been told off for putting my coffee cup in the following places.

Dining table
Coffee table
Kitchen counter

 

[jyxz]

So far I have been told off for putting my coffee cup in the following places.

Dining table
Coffee table
Kitchen counter

 

[Inner Smile]

So far I have been told off for putting my coffee cup in the following places.

Dining table
Coffee table
Kitchen counter

"Put it on a COASTER!" is my mother's fave saying

 

[jivafox]

Was told to be ready to leave for my sister’s at 7:30.

So of course at 7:10 I was being screamed at that I was making everybody late.

 

[Rachey]

Merry Christmas.

My mum's cat woke me at midnight again and kept me awake until 4am.

I never want another pet

 

[Lucille]

We’re having breakfast at my Aunties at 11:30?

 

[Inner Smile]

11:30?

 

[Inner Smile]

Omg I thought that said Christmas DINNER!

 

[Lucille]

No dinner will be served 3 hours after breakfast, I don’t who is responsible for this schedule but it’s a MESS!

 

[Inner Smile]

I can tell you enjoy Christmas family time Lucille

 

[Star]

Each year this turns into the Christmas breakdown thread earlier and earlier

Has lolly been on the sherry yet?

 

[Inner Smile]

Each year this turns into the Christmas breakdown thread earlier and earlier

Has lolly been on the sherry yet?

Thought that I was going crazy, just having one of those days YEAH!

 

[jivafox]

I’m two mimosas in trying to set up my nephew’s PS5. What kind of software engineering degree do you need these days!!!

 

[COB]

Good morning! Merry Christmas Day, Christmas Night, and Christmas NiGHTS to one and all

 

[Indie]

Merry thingy

 

[D5K]

PAHPY SHITSCRAM everyone

 

[lolly]

Oh fuck

The Agnetha and daughter Christmas album has come out

 

[Kratz]

I hope he came

 

[Star]

Back to bed for a bit, I still feel like sh*t

 

[ButterTart]

HAVEN’T I DONE WELL?

 

[jivafox]

Possession

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Soldi]

Merry Christmas mopsy!! Don’t know WHY I’m not drinking yet

 

[Ellie]

Merry Christmas Moopy people!

I can’t believe it’s 9:30am already and I haven’t had a sherry. Need to catch up.

 

[lolly]

Merry Christmas Moopy people!

I can’t believe it’s 9:30am already and I haven’t had a sherry. Need to catch up.

I haven't been given my sherry yet. He knows I have to have a bottle before I start cooking.

So I've cracked open the gin instead

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bebs I’m going through all of this SANS alcohol. Pray for DC.

 

[Music]

Merry Christmas Moopy! I am starting with a mimosa

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve had a sobrano and a baileys so far.

 

[lolly]

When did we replace bucks fizz with mimosa? Is it thanks to that bloody Aston woman?

 

[Lucille]

 

[lolly]

Sparkly nipple showing blouses don't seem quite as festive when you wear them all year around anyway.