Monday pulls up its long johns

[big ron]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT? I'm fucking freezing. I got sunburnt last weekend.

 

[SDF]

Trying to avoid game of thrones spoilers all day

I wonder how well that will go

 

[Indie]

Trying to avoid game of thrones spoilers all day

I wonder how well that will go

Spoiler: Thanos claims the iron throne

 

[SDF]

I’ve already clicked on the game of thrones thread and had to shut it down quickly

 

[octophone]

Spoiler: It was all a dream.

 

[Rita]

I am also trying to avoid everything Game of Thrones related until I get a chance to watch. I have an appointment with my accountant then I am DELVING IN BABY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

then I am DELIVERING A BABY.

choices

 

[octophone]

Ooooh, the office perv is back! He's been off for about 6 months and we all thought he'd been given the heave-ho. Turns out he was on the sick.
He's just given me a really filthy look - probs cos I grassed him, up for being a pure creep to one of my pals.

 

[Shirley]

Well you obviously aren't feeling that "WEAK AND TIRED" that you couldn't spend the whole NINETY MINUTES trolling round the shops, ARE YOU?

 

[Kate]

Oh christ, someone has started a company-wide "reply all" loop

 

[Kate]

And here come the "please remove me" FUCKWITS

 

[Kate]

How are there SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE HERE!

 

[SDF]

Oh christ, someone has started a company-wide "reply all" loop

Enjoy your afternoon of...

I don’t think this message is for me

CAN EVERYONE STOP REPLYING !!!!

 

[floppet]

Boss's daughter brought her new baby in to the office so that was the end of work for an hour or so.

 

[Kate]

Now there's one in Japanese

*head desk*

 

[Kate]

Does "やめてください！" mean "please remove me" or "please stop replying all"?

 

[octophone]

Does "やめてください！" mean "please remove me" or "please stop replying all"?

Google Translate plumps for just "Stop it". Which appears to lack nuance.

 

[lolly]

Boss's daughter brought her new baby in to the office so that was the end of work for an hour or so.

Messy accident with the shredder?

 

[Indie]

How are there SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE HERE!

I'm quite sure many people do it for larks. Some people are just dumb.

I like how there's even a wiki page on it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Email_storm

 

[Diddy]

Does "やめてください！" mean "please remove me" or "please stop replying all"?

Google Translate plumps for just "Stop it". Which appears to lack nuance.

It’s not far off! More like “Please stop!”

 

[jivafox]

I like how it gets more desperate with each translation

 

[floppet]

Messy accident with the shredder?

Aw no! She was so cute and didn't cry once, not even when I held her, so she went home unscathed.

 

[Kate]

So poor old Tony Slattery was fiddled by a priest when he was 8. Aw

 

[octophone]

It’s not far off! More like “Please stop!”

One more generation and it'll be "Please make it stop!" and that's just sinister.

 

[octophone]

So poor old Tony Slattery was fiddled by a priest when he was 8. Aw

Is that true or was it just a suggestion from the audience in an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

 

[Rita]

Hey! @Mel

 

[Rita]

RUDE.

 

[SDF]

Someone has come on the bus with a bloody McDonald’s which is quite frankly the lowest of the low

But also making me hungry