Monday Returns!

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I'm listening to the Black Box album, very loudly to get myself ready for 8 hours of endless mundane office work.
 
I should go to the office today but I can barely move. I fee like I’ve been to Glastonbury.
 
I’m off work today and overwhelmed by the sheer number of possibilities today could bring.
 
I’ve got fuck tons of REPORTS to complete today and I CANT BE ARSED
 
I went to see my new house yesterday, I’ve been there several times before but never had cause to go in the spare bedroom, it’s PINK.
 
So in our new house, one neighbour dropped a bottle of wine off on Saturday just as we were moving in, and the other has popped a card in. I know that its a nice gesture, and they're being welcoming, but something about it has made me feel very uncomfortable. Like its a signal they are very neighbourly and it's the sort of street where everyone gets in your business.

Can't wait to set my decks up and bang some loud techno out - that'll set the tone.
 
Although next door have a dog and I miss having a dog so maybe I'll be nice.
 
I never considered this before, but yeah presumably that iguana is long dead. That's kind of a downer...
That’s another of my film foibles. If I’m watching a film that’s over a decade old and there’s a dog in it, I always think how sad it is that the dog would almost certainly be dead by now.
 
That’s another of my film foibles. If I’m watching a film that’s over a decade old and there’s a dog in it, I always think how sad it is that the dog would almost certainly be dead by now.

I'll never be able to watch The Simple Life again without thinking of all those poor, lifeless chihuahuas lingering at the bottom of a YSL bag in Paris' closet :(
 
So in our new house, one neighbour dropped a bottle of wine off on Saturday just as we were moving in, and the other has popped a card in. I know that its a nice gesture, and they're being welcoming, but something about it has made me feel very uncomfortable. Like its a signal they are very neighbourly and it's the sort of street where everyone gets in your business.

Can't wait to set my decks up and bang some loud techno out - that'll set the tone.

All I ask of a neighbour is that they'll take in parcels. And not try to chat too much when you go to collect it.
 
Just got caught in a BIBLICAL DOWNPOUR and got SPLASHED by a van when I was walking along the pavement

FUCKING DRENCHED

NOT MY BEST MOMENT
 
All these people changing their avatars is proper twisting my melon. At least you’ve still got the same picture of that long dead iguana you’ve always had.

Don't worry BT, I have zero plans to change my avatar from being a constant reminder to people that Loreen was beaten to the Melfest final by a teenage boy.
 
I've got such a horrific toothache. Woke me up at 3.11 this morning and I barely slept after that despite chucking painkillers and ibuprofen down. No idea how I drove to work without hitting something this morning either, completely spaced out. I've managed to reduce it to a dull roar with a couple of cocodamol but am now sat in the office itching, my eyes are open but I'm not wholly convinced I'm awake. And I've got to spend the whole afternoon doing clients' wages, should be fun.
 
This is all I’ve thought about today

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