Monday rides downhill in a hospital bed

[Rita]

Don’t know her

LIES. It wasn’t too long ago you were NUZZLING on your poor Mothers

 

[big ron]

I fucking love a good stag do but that's mainly because they're just excuses to go somewhere warm and get fucking wankered. Fuck the ones with 'activities' and the like.

 

[Generic Account]

Your friend's fiancé's stag after you bail on him:

If ONLY we were going to see a real stag

 

[Soldi]

LIES. It wasn’t too long ago you were NUZZLING on your poor Mothers

20 years next Sunday

 

[Lucille]

I’ve never been on a stag do!!! I can’t WAIT!

 

[Rita]

20 years next Sunday

CUTE.

 

[Generic Account]

I fucking love a good stag do but that's mainly because they're just excuses to go somewhere warm and get fucking wankered. Fuck the ones with 'activities' and the like.

Oh I'd love a big night out before her wedding. I just hate when they're gender exclusive.

 

[Generic Account]

Hens are even WORSE

 

[Dark Carnival]

What is a CHEB?

Chubby + beb

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK HENS

 

[Soldi]

FUCK HENS

sadness in his eyes

 

[Kate]

DC getting a bit over-excited for the bird gala tonight.

 

[Tisch]

I haven't even considered rearranging our stag do! I assume it's not happening.

 

[Soldi]

Tisch luv I’m still waiting for the wedding invite you promised xxx

 

[Tisch]

It was in the post with your mug you smashed RIP

 

[big ron]

Oh I'd love a big night out before her wedding. I just hate when they're gender exclusive.

STENS

 

[Soldi]

I’ve CAUGHT THE SUN today

 

[big ron]

I got my chebs out for an hour this afternoon in the garden, it was fucking glorious

 

[RJN]

Thanks for the targeted ad Walmart

 

[dmlaw]

I’ve CAUGHT THE SUN today

Didn't you burn your hand?

 

[Kate]

Please tell me those are dog food.

 

[RJN]

They are not

 

[jivafox]

They are not

Have you ever tried SWEET SUE?

 

[ButterTart]

What is a CHEB?

Moopy has hit peak gay.

 

[RJN]

Have you ever tried SWEET SUE?

No but I can send you some if you like

 

[Kate]

WHOLE CANNED CHICKEN or NOTHING.

 

[jivafox]

No but I can send you some if you like

I'm vegetarian.

 

[Soldi]

I'm vegetarian.

I’m not entirely convinced whatever that shit is, is meat anyway.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm vegetarian.

That's fine, it doesn't look like meat's been anywhere near it.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Moopy has hit peak gay.

I’ve never heard the term either !

 

[jivafox]

I’m not entirely convinced whatever that shit is, is meat anyway.

That's fine, it doesn't look like meat's been anywhere near it.

It says "Made From Scratch" right there on the can! Sue wouldn't lie to us.

Would she?

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve never heard the term either !

I was surprised enough earlier when it turned out people hadn't watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I wasn't prepared for people not knowing what chebs are either.

 

[RJN]

I'm vegetarian.

for you:

 

[GNL]

I hear Sweet Sue does lovely chebs in brine.

 

[ButterTart]

It says "Made From Scratch" right there on the can! Sue wouldn't lie to us.

Would she?

Sadly not. Scratch is the American term for buffalo anus.

 

[jivafox]

Loma Linda is SUCH a vegan name.

 

[RJN]

The reviews are in

 

[Dark Carnival]

for you:
View attachment 1790

Good grief!

 

[jivafox]

Hated all
The bones

 

[Kate]

Who wants to try my cheb and dumpling surprise?