Monday & Sons

[Indie]

Hello

what have you done today to make you feel poundland?

 

[Indie]

NOBODY FOR MONDAY THEN

fine.

 

[Star]

I need to buy a new hat

 

[octophone]

It's soooooo warm in this place. 3 minutes of sunlight and it's like a sodding greenhouse.

 

[Rita]

It's soooooo warm in this place. 3 minutes of sunlight and it's like a sodding greenhouse.

17c does not constitute a heatwave.

 

[Shirley]

I'm reading Madam's email this week. As usual it's 99% online shopping emails. I WONDER WHAT SHE DOES ALL DAY. Still I'm pleased to see that we've had PLENTY of IDEAS for which type of TAP to buy for the new VANITY UNIT in the SOON-TO-BE-REFURBISHED OFFICE SHOWER ROOM

 

[Sheena]

I'm reading Madam's email this week. As usual it's 99% online shopping emails.

Madame X has a Ocado account

 

[Shirley]

Oh DROP DEAD DROOPY DRAWERS

I don't know how you can even LIVE at such levels of SMUGNESS

 

[octophone]

17c does not constitute a heatwave.

 

[Indie]

17c does not constitute a heatwave.

It's a bit warmer than they said last week.

Still, 19c does not constitute a heatwave either

 

[octophone]

We're a bit thin on the ground for staff today. There was an Old Firm game and a very sunny day yesterday. Could there possibly be a connection.

 

[big ron]

TIRED

 

[octophone]

An evening of Coil bootlegs and sleepytimes awaits.