Monday stays alert

Kate said:
"I was nominated to do the 10 Days of being a Proud Mother challenge" OH FUCK NO *snooze button*
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why do all these recent challenges have to be “with no explanation”? I don’t get why... well why anything, but particularly that
 
At work today. First day of freedom and the weather is fucking DISGUSTING. Cycling was actually hard with all the wind. I was SO ANGRY.

2020 YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT.
 
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I've got the week off work. Doesn't feel much different to being at work. I've baked some bread though.
 
I just had a zoom meeting in which one of my esteemed colleagues complained that they would no longer be able to retire at the age of 54 because of the recent decrease in their MASSIVE PENSION FUND

This is someone who randomly inherited a SWANKY APARTMENT in NICE they sold for some MASSIVE SUM OF MONEY

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
 
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Shirley said:
I just had a zoom meeting in which one of my esteemed colleagues complained that they would no longer be able to retire at the age of 54 because of the recent decrease in their MASSIVE PENSION FUND

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
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Oh never mind, I'm sure some non-alert vectors will sacrifice themselves to rescue the economy, despite Boris giving such CLEAR ADVICE to prevent this.
 
Soldi said:
I don’t even have a ROLL HANGER and thus it lies on the bathroom FLOOR
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We balance ours on the side of the bath which means we have lots of soggy bog roll related incidents. I could solve it with a hanger but I just don't want to.
 
Fuck knows what this did to my already crap pension

But I’ll be working until the grand ol’ age of 95, when I then plan to have an overdose of a few multivitamins :disco:
 
Also posting it with the caption that there’s no explanation is an explanation.
 
ButterTart said:
Just so we’re on the same page, we’re both hanging our bog roll thus, aren’t we?
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It’s been scientifically proven that people hang toilet roll the bad way so guests use less of it :)

Personally I’d use MORE to spite them but that’s why I’m never invited to parties :(
 
I have a padded eye mask with Bluetooth speakers I wear every night to bed, along with a QUICK DAB of Chanel No.5 and nothing else :disco:
 
lolly said:
I have a padded eye mask with Bluetooth speakers I wear every night to bed, along with a QUICK DAB of Chanel No.5 and nothing else :disco:
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and by 'Chanel No.5', I do of course really mean Estée Lauder's Youth Dew.
 
Zu-Klara said:
It’s been scientifically proven that people hang toilet roll the bad way so guests use less of it :)

Personally I’d use MORE to spite them but that’s why I’m never invited to parties :(
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Personally I'd take it off and turn it round but that’s why I’m never invited to parties :(
 
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Kate said:
Personally I'd take it off and turn it round but that’s why I’m never invited to parties :(
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:D Oh I’d probably do THAT as well. Before using 20 sheets per wipe and dropping the scant remains down the bog on purpose :disco:
 
Diddy said:
why do all these recent challenges have to be “with no explanation”? I don’t get why... well why anything, but particularly that
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And the album one saying "I have been set the task of ...." makes it sound like a right chore.
 
I’m pleased to see that @lolly is having a CAPS LOCK MONDAY :disco:

Or does it require an intervention? :shock:
 
Diddy said:
why did I watch all of that

well with hindsight, and the rage that they might stop Spice Girls from being Xmas number 1, it’s all quite sweet
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I watched the whole thing. It's quite ABSORBING.
 
Tinky Winky for me :disco:

Obviously they were all real so I don’t want to upset anyone but which costume was Toyah Willcox in?

Next up: FLUMPS RATE or RANK if you prefer :disco:

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