Monday! The baguettes! Hurry up!

[ButterTart]

10:20 on a Monday morning and I’m down the beach
It’s windy as fuck but I’m not letting that put me off.

 

[Rachey]

Ooh what beach are you on BT?

I'm still in bed. I really should get up.

 

[Indie]

It doesn't seem like 10am. Are you not using British clock time?

 

[Rachey]

Does it ever not rain in the Lake District? Our weather next week looks awful

 

[Indie]

Does it ever not rain in the Lake District? Our weather next week looks awful

I've been to the Lake District about ten times and it's not rained once.

 

[Rachey]

I've been to the Lake District about ten times and it's not rained once.

Please can you go on Friday for a week in case you're a good luck charm?

 

[big ron]

How do you think Our Lord And Saviour God™ fills all those lakes you godless heathen?

REPENT

 

[Rachey]

How do you think Our Lord And Saviour God™ fills all those lakes you godless heathen?

REPENT

He could fill them on the 358 days I'm not there

 

[big ron]

He could fill them on the 358 days I'm not there

I'll have a word.

 

[Rachey]

I'll have a word.

If you could, I'd be very grateful.

 

[octophone]

Ey oop.

Actually a bit chilly around here this morning. Autumn is coming.

 

[Dark Carnival]

We’re finally getting a few proper summer days!

 

[Dark Carnival]

We’re finally getting a few proper summer days!

(three)

 

[big ron]

 

[Kate]

Evil giraffes, I'm not surprised

 

[Kate]

Evil @ButterTart taunting us from his holiday too.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

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Some of us just do it for fun

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh what beach are you on BT?

I'm still in bed. I really should get up.

I’m in Pefkohori

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Stunning weather here this morning. I have a couple of days off before the academic side of my course begins. So sat with a coffee in the garden.

That said I've already read a 40 page document on safeguarding this morning, which is utterly unpleasant reading.

 

[Rachey]

I’m in Pefkohori

It looks so pretty!

 

[big ron]

Wish I'd gone into the fudge business. My head is fried and Mondays only half way through.

 

[Lucille]

I’m EXHAUSTED after working all weekend and slept 12 hours filled with entirely UNPLEASANT dreams which were EPIC in scale.

Anyway it’s getting HOT, HOT HOT, so I’m out getting coffee and putting off tidying up my BIN.

 

[Lucille]

I also have 3 social events this week which is unprecedented.

 

[Lucille]

Also my beard clippers have broken abs my facial hair has reached the length where it becomes permanently irritating.

 

[Kate]

I've got nothing on until Friday this must be RECTIFIED

 

[COB]

I've got nothing on until Friday

LUCKY YOU

 

[lolly]

I'm going out on Friday and already starting to feel overwhelmed by it.

 

[Kate]

I just saw Roy Chubby Brown trending on Twitter and hoped he'd died. NO SUCH LUCK.

 

[big ron]

I've got nothing on

Show peaks

 

[octophone]

I just saw Roy Chubby Brown trending on Twitter and hoped he'd died. NO SUCH LUCK.

Same here. Appears a venue have cancelled his booking and all the usual suspects are foaming at the mouth.

They shouldn't have booked him in the first place although I guess it's conceivable that no-one at the venue knew who he was given that his brief moment in the spotlight was about 30 years ago.

 

[K.C.]

Any of you guys know how to fake-cry in a convincing manner? I need to learn.

 

[RJN]

Any of you guys know how to fake-cry in a convincing manner? I need to learn.

Why?

 

[K.C.]

Why?

Because I'm "genuinely sorry", that's why.

 

[big ron]

Just found out the VAT office owes us over a grand. Fucking result. I’ve been in a foul mood all day as well!

 

[Sally Thomsett]

 

[lolly]

Just IMAGINE playing that hand in CELEBRITY FOO BUMP!