Monday wakes up with the invigorating power of Adam Rickitt

[Penelope]

HI GIRLS!

 

[octophone]

I'd sooner wake up with actual ricketts.

 

[big ron]

HIYA!

 

[Shirley]

PANIC ATTACK AND I CAN'T EXHALE
BUT BABY ALL I NEED IS YOUR LOVIN MEDICATION

 

[floppet]

I noticed a tiny purple bruise in the corner of my eye before I set off for work this morning, no idea where it came from. I now have a proper black eye and still no idea why I have one. Rubbing my eye has never resulted in this before, I look like somebody's clocked me one.

I'd still prefer that than waking up with Adam Rickitt though.

 

[Santaliger007]

Man v food not seen ages bizzy bizxy week yooo

More liger games be

 

[Mugatu]

Just like Adam Rickitt, I often find myself starting the day slumped naked on the floor in the shower, looking tormented.

 

[Joseph]

Adam Rickitt wakes up with the invigorating power of a CHAMOIS THONG

 

[big ron]

28 missing

 

[Shirley]

Oh dear

Tomorrow's meeting will be about the updated technical editing guidelines 6 months on.
Please share how you are getting on with the guidelines. Have you had any problems interpreting them?

BBZ I haven't even READ THEM

I'm going to have to WRIGGLE MY WAY out of that one. And I can't even WALK OUT now my pension fund's EVAPORATED. HOW WE LAUGHED

 

[Shirley]

I just got an email titled "These Easter eggs scream Shirley" and I don't want to think about Easter eggs that scream