Monday wins "Best Day starting with M" at the Grammys

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Morning.

It's cold, it's dark, it's wet, it's Monday and most of my colleagues are moaning about the revised seating arrangements already. Might cut a bitch*.

* only metaphorically.
 
Fucking hell, I know it's a leap year, but aren't we meant to get a longer February? I swear Janiary has lasted about six weeks already.
 
Can you make it literal, rather than metaphorical?
 
Zu-Klara said:
I’ve just done TWENTY MINUTES of work

So exhausted now
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Ugh tell me about it, I replied to an e-mail and asked my technician to prepare some samples so she would leave me alone. I think I’m ready for my coffee break now.
 
Well my boss isn’t coming in today because he wants to spend the day in bed. DON’T WE ALL LOVE.
 
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I wonder if anyone monitors the internet usage here and if so whether they are curious about the fact that at least once every day I search for Moopy in Google using the search term "Kelly Clarkson Dead"
 
I have eye rolled so much this morning I think I’ll need to make an appointment with @Star to drop them staying that way
 
To add to the chorus nonchalance, I'm still in bed and I've skipped my seminar.
 
I just can’t be arsed. My work is meaningless nonsense. Anyway, just back from talking to the angel cards and apparently smoking some weed this afternoon is guaranteed to make me more productive and you can’t argue with the angels :):disco:
 
Well, Monday agreed to perform at the ceremony, so they had to give it something.
 
I've had a productive Monday morning so far. I've ticked 4 things off my work todo list for the week. I'm now drinking tea and playing Fortnite though.
 
Oh the horror. The cards suggest a recompenseful slap-up at POPPIES tomorrow :disco:
 
Battered sausage for me!

Should I be concerned you know the EXACT LOCATION of my office?!?
 
Our fish and chip establishment is RANK. The last time I stepped in to the place I waited 15 minutes while they cooked chips. The place wasn’t overly busy, so I told her and her stingy portions to STICK IT. Have not been back since.
 
Where I grew up we had a chip shop called Alec’s. He never had a fag out of his mouth, and never flicked the ash so it used to be a case of a fish and fag ash supper.
 
In hot chip shop chat I'm surrounded by chippys. I've got 2 within spitting distance, and then 2 which are a short drive away which are WORLD CLASS. The one in Hale is amazing but priced firmly at rich cunts with too much money or in my case fat cunts with not much sense.
 
There's a chippy near me that does pickled onion rings :o But their chips are DISAPPOINTING.
 
Nothing worse than a stingy portion of chips, although I don’t recall ever going anywhere in London where the portions were measly. I did once (needlessly) order extra chips at the truly fabulous Shepherdess Café which took it right over the limit, even by my greedy guts standards. I did of course finish them because there are starving children in the world and also I don’t have their addresses :)
 
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