Monster : The Lizzie Borden Story

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

Ryan Murphy will make her a raging nympho lesbian that has an affair with her step-mom or something I imagine

 

[jyxz]

We already had Lesbo Lizzie starring Chloe Sevigny in 2018

 

[Kala]

And there was Christina Ricci

Honestly I am TIRED of these RETREADS.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Don't forget the Lizzie as a cross dresser played by Martin Prince.

 

[Joseph]

I know she is an ICON but her story is really so basic there isn’t much you can do with it. There are much more interesting killers to go with that have more meat on the bones.

 

[Kala]

'ALLEGED' killer

 

[Kala]

Oh and of course, Ryan Murphy sticks to his trope of casting NEPOBABIES.

 

[Joseph]

Wow I didn’t see the cast until just now lol

 

[jyxz]

I can’t be mad at Billie Lourd though

 

[Shoat]

I only needed to see the cast list to know it was a Ryan Murphy gig

Being Ryan Murphy, I assume he will have Charlie Hunnam shirtless and sweaty in a misguided attempt at erotism whilst he axe-murders pigeons

I assume Emma Roberts will turn up, maybe as one of said pigeons

 

[Joseph]

I’m waiting for Kaia Gerber starring as Aileen Wuornos next

 

[jyxz]

I’m waiting for Kaia Gerber starring as Aileen Wuornos next

Paulson already got that gig

 

[Joseph]

Now why the fuck is she in this story lol

 

[Sardonicus]

Now why the fuck is she in this story lol

It's Murphy, there's probably some time jumping KILLER LEZ OFF between Borden & Wuornos

 

[Joseph]

Of course

 

[Shoat]

Didn't Murphy already do Aileen in AHS?

The man needs to get NEW ICONS

 

[jyxz]

Didn't Murphy already do Aileen in AHS?

The man needs to get NEW ICONS

He did. With Lily Rabe.

 

[Sardonicus]

Of course

Joe is there an Arkansas story that Murphy can film that you can possibly guest in?

 

[Joseph]

Joe is there an Arkansas story that Murphy can film that you can possibly guest in?

 

[Sardonicus]

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So this means you play him in the Murphy series, but nude & sexy?

 

[Joseph]

So this means you play him in the Murphy series, but nude & sexy?

30 years ago maybe. Ryan prefers twinks not middle aged dad bods

 

[Sardonicus]

30 years ago maybe. Ryan prefers twinks not middle aged dad bods

So you play Lizzie's dad then (nude, axe murdered, Arkansas & sexy )

 

[Sardonicus]

So you play Lizzie's dad then (nude, axe murdered, Arkansas & sexy )

Hang on I'm getting the storyline muddled up. OH WAIT IT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S MURPHY

 

[Joseph]

PLEASE LIZZIE NO

**legs akimbo in ripped tighty whities**

 

[Sardonicus]

PLEASE LIZZIE NO

**legs akimbo in ripped tighty whities**

Don't check the PERIOD BUCKET!

*gushes axe blood into it after killing daddy @Joseph (nude & sexy)

 

[Sardonicus]

Sorry Joe I've accidentally drank again

 

[Joseph]

Sorry Joe I've accidentally drank again

WHAT
WOULD
LIZZIE
DO

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Ellie]

Why all the sudden interest in this old case again? I just saw this the other week too. There was also a film a few years ago with Chloe Sevigny.

Bury the Hatchet - Southwark Playhouse Borough

True crime meets courtroom drama meets bluegrass folk gig, award-winning show, Bury The Hatchet, re-examines the infamous tale of Lizzie Borden.

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