Moopy Deathlist 2026

[Agneeta]

You won, @Indie nuclear fallout zone. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, @Indie nuclear fallout zone. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So @Indie nuclear fallout zone, take your money and get off my property

Rules:

- Pick 25 people
- Two must be under 50
- No more than two centarians.
- At most three from the top ten of this year's Deathlist.net (see below)
- People we're likely to have heard of, please. The governing principle is that their death could conceivably be reported on the BBC News website or similar.

KEEP YOUR NAMES IN ONE POST PLEASE

The Deathlist.net list

Esther Rantzen
Dick van Dyke
Eva Marie Saint
Pete Murray
Buzz Aldrin
Sonny Rollins
Alan Greenspan
Mel Brooks
Noam Chomsky
Jesse Jackson

Your list is final, therefore no edits from the end of January. But most importantly HAVE FUN.

 

[Indie]

2008 Floppet/Ellie
2009 Agnetha
2010 Ellie
2011 Eileen/Pipo
2012 Penelope/dmlaw
2013 Madison
2014 Mugatu
2015 Mugatu
2016 Mugatu
2017 Mugatu/Indie
2018 Mugatu
2019 Indie/dmlaw
2020 Indie
2021 Indie
2022 Indie
2023 Indie
2024 Indie/Madison
2025 Indie

 

[octophone]

You're too bloody good at this.

 

[Agneeta]

I have yet another stella list ready to go, which will no doubt be slaughtered by Indie the ghoul.

 

[Ellie]

This year I’m trying something different. Every one of these has to be an A++ list star, and zero from the Deathlist. Apart from the under 50s they’re all pretty ancient and of the age where any short illness could be deadly!

Kanye West (U50)
Britney Spears (U50)
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr
Tom Jones

Harrison Ford
Jack Nicholson
Dustin Hoffman
Al Pacino
Michael Caine

Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Clint Eastwood
Liza Minnelli
William Shatner

Bill Clinton
Elton John
Phil Collins
Julie Andrews
Ian McKellen

Anthony Hopkins
Cher
Morgan Freeman
Judi Dench
Jane Fonda

 

[Shirley]

Esther Rantzen's been DYING for almost as long as CLIVE JAMES was

 

[Finn]

2008 Floppet/Ellie
2009 Agnetha
2010 Ellie
2011 Eileen/Pipo
2012 Penelope/dmlaw
2013 Madison
2014 Mugatu
2015 Mugatu
2016 Mugatu
2017 Mugatu/Indie
2018 Mugatu
2019 Indie/dmlaw
2020 Indie
2021 Indie
2022 Indie
2023 Indie
2024 Indie/Madison
2025 Indie

The way I briefly thought this was your picks for the year and you were predicting the DEATH OF FLOPPET

 

[Finn]

Just spotted that I had FOUR from my list die last year, a fine result. Combined with the two who were on my 2024 list and died before I got my arse in gear with last year's, I very well could have tied with our Indie

This year I'm LOCKING IN on DAY ONE:

Pete Doherty (under 50)
Vanessa Redgrave
Ben Cohen (ice cream, not rugby)
Jerry Greenfield
John Williams

Alan Bennett
Esther Rantzen
Antony Worrall Thompson
Joanne Woodward
Michael Aspel

Jack Nicholson
Dennis Skinner
Ian Smith
Imelda Marcos
Film star and alleged murderer Robert Wagner

Stephen Bear (under 50)
James Cromwell
Nana Mouskouri
David Hockney - DEAD 11/06/26
Eileen Derbyshire

Hans Blix
David Threlfall
Brian Blessed
Don King
Tom Baker


DIE MY PRETTIES, DIE

 

[Agneeta]

This is a sweet list. High hopes many of these will cark it.

Tippy Hedren
Sam Vanderpump
Roy Clarke
Nana Mouskouri
Clive Davis

Noam Chomsky (DL)
David Attenborough
Vera Miles
Petula Clark
Frankie Valli

Esther Rantzen (DL)
Syd Little
Fiona Phillips
Noddy Holder
Eve Marie Saint (DL) (Over 100)

Sophia Loren
Clint Eastwood
Sarah Hyland (Under 50)
Tylor Chase (Under 50)
Joanne Woodward

Desmond Morris
Eileen Derbyshire
Joe Biden
Michael Aspel
Ian Smith

 

[octophone]

3 From The Deathlist

Esther Rantzen
Buzz Aldrin
Sonny Rollins

Cunts Corner

Donald Trump
JK Rowling
Cliff Richard
Stuart Hall
Douglas Hurd
Germaine Greer
David Jason
Josef Fritzl

Under 50:

D4vd
Amy Dowden

The Others

Frankie Valli
Billy Connolly
Chris Hoy
Yoko Ono
Dennis Skinner
William Shatner

Michael Caine
Willie Nelson
Jeff Lynne (ELO)
Ray Davies (The Kinks)
Dave Davies (The Kinks)
"Whispering" Bob Harris

 

[Sardonicus]

4 wasn't bad last year, so I've mainly stuck with the same with a couple of tweaks for 2026.

3 from Deathlist

Eva-Marie Saint
Esther Rantzen
Mel Brooks

2 Under 50

Bam Margera
Britney Spears



Margaret Court
Elon Musk
Benjamin Netanyahu

From 2025

Petula Clark
Alan Hansen
Tippi Hedren
Joanne Woodward
Shirley MacLaine
Ringo Starr
Thelma Barlow
Ken Rosewall
Ken Loach
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Ghislaine Maxwell
Dave Coulier

New for 2026

Anne Diamond
Judi Dench
James Van Der Beek - died 11th February
Douglas Hurd
Julie Goodyear

 

[Finn]

n.b. Inspired by a shoutout to Demis Roussos on French and Saunders' Titting About podcast, I just came here to swap out George Lucas for Nana Mouskouri. I'd like to assure the good sis @Agneeta that I'm not ripping her off

 

[Agneeta]

n.b. Inspired by a shoutout to Demis Roussos on French and Saunders' Titting About podcast, I just came here to swap out George Lucas for Nana Mouskouri. I'd like to assure the good sis @Agneeta that I'm not ripping her off

Well let's just hope for both our sakes she dies and fast.

 

[Finn]

Go gently into the night, Nana

 

[Agneeta]

She voted against gay rights on multiple occasions, so a rollercoaster accident is fine.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Linda Evans
Billy Dee Williams
Sharon Osbourne
Billy Connolly
Tippi Hedren

Vera Miles
Eva-Marie Saint
Dame Esther Rantzen
Bjorn Borg
Sir Ringo Starr

Martina Navratilova
Rita Moreno
Smokey Robinson
Sir Geoff Hurst
Jocelyn Brown

Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
Jack Kay (Ibiza final boss, under 50)
James Van Der Beek (under 50)
Ian Smith
LaToya Jackson

Ruth Pointer
Jane Fonda
Bruce Dern
Fiona Phillips
Vanessa Redgrave

 

[supermassive]

Yoko Ono.

 

[Agneeta]

Yoko Ono.

24 more please

 

[Agneeta]

IN ONE POST

 

[Madison]

Hello. My list for this year:

**************

Buzz Aldrin (DL10)
Noam Chomsky (DL10)
Petula Clark
Sidney Cooke
Len Deighton - 15 Mar 2026

Eileen Derbyshire
Nathaniel Dye (U50) - 29 Jan 2026
Stuart Hall
Tippi Hedren
James Ivory

Victoria Jackson
Ramzan Kadyrov
John Kander
Elizabeth Kelly (C) - 31 Dec 2025 - DSQ
Ali Khamenei - 28 Feb 2026

Billy J. Kramer
Sonja de Lennart (C)
Desmond Morris - 19 Apr 2026
Christa Gail Pike (U50) - scheduled: 30 Sep 2026
Esther Rantzen (DL10)

Bill Rodgers, Baron Rogers of Quarry Bank
Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
Ben Sasse
Dennis Skinner
Ian Smith

 

[disneyteletubby]

Sylvester McCoy
Jan Page
Billy Connolly
Cití Ní Ghallchóir (over 100)
Sonny Rollins (from Deathlist)
Eva Marie Saint (Deathlist, over 100)
Mark Curry
Eric Dane
Ariana Grande (under 50)
Katie Price (under 50)
Wayne Lineker
Ann Wilson
Billy J. Kramer
Miriam Stockley
Ray Davies
Donald Trump
Eric Clapton
Chris Tarrant
Art Garfunkel
Priscilla Presley
Philomena Begley
Frank Welker
Nana Mouskouri
Michael Grade
Derek Jacobi

 

[floppet]

As in previous years the non-deadies made it to the next year:

Britney Spears (under 50)
Johnny Vegas
Jamie Oliver
Sir Alex Ferguson
Clint Eastwood

Camilla, Queen Consort of the UK
Kerry Twatona (under 50)
Sylvester Stallone
Charles Arthur Salvador AKA Charles Bronson (Britain’s most notorious prisoner)
Sam Allardyce (Big Sam the football manager)

Dame Julie Andrews (Queen of Genovia)
Kathleen Turner
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the Andrew formerly known as Prince
Paul Gascoigne (ex-footballer drunkard)
Katie Price, big-knockered talent-vacuum formerly known as Jordan

Sir Ian McKellen
Sir Patrick Stewart (the best starship Enterprise captain)
Jeremy Clarkson (FOAD you annoying wanker)
Robert De Niro
Tom Hanks

Clive Barker (horror writer)
Ray Winstone
Meryl Streep
Michael Palin
Erich Von Daniken (author and ancient aliens theorist) - died 10/01/26 (not sure I can claim him because technically I hadn't posted in the 2026 thread at the time he died but he's been on my list for years so I should be able to, I will die on this hill!)

 

[Agneeta]

You can't claim it.

 

[ButterTart]

Esther Rantzen
Noam Chomsky
Mel Brooks
James Van Der Beek (U50)
Eric Dane

Dave Coulier
Donald Trump
Michael Barrymore
Josh Duggar (U50)
Selena Gomez (U50)

Ian Smith
Billy Joel
Ariana Grande (U50)
Eileen Derbyshire
Douglas Hurd

Julie Goodyear
Phil Robertson (Duck Dynasty)
Celine Dion
Phil Collins
Bruce Willis

Stockard Channing
Nigel Farage
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
Bam Margera
Jasper Carrott

 

[Ellie]

That’s SIX U50s @ButterTart

 

[octophone]

I've made a change. Swapped out Judi Dench for Jeff Lynne. Forgot about him when I was doing the original list.

 

[floppet]

You can't claim it.

Not fair! Is this your official final decision? He's been on my list for the previous eight years and every year my list is made up of the people who didn't die the previous year.

Please reconsider.

 

[ButterTart]

That’s SIX U50s @ButterTart

Oh yeah I stopped counting once I knew I'd hit quota. It's the tenth anniversary of the 2016 celebrity massacre so I figure anyone's fair game.

 

[Agneeta]

There's no limit for under 50s.

 

[Indie]

@Madison is bringing an A-game this year i think. Naming someone literally on death row, some extreme oldies and some relatively obscure but highly cancerous folk. My money is on that list.

 

[Indie]

Ian Smith
James Van Der Beek (under 50) - dead 11th Feb
Mel Brooks (deathlist 10 / over 100)
Buzz Aldrin (deathlist 10)
Bruce Willis

Trisha Goddard
Ron Jeremy
Liza Minnelli
Harvey Weinstein
Robert Wagner

Julie Goodyear
Joanne Woodward
Josef Fritzl
Eva Marie Saint (deathlist 10/over 100)
Jake "The Snake" Roberts

Frankie Valli
William Shatner
Theo Burrell (under 50) - dead 8th July
Raul Castro
Imelda Marcos

David Hockney - dead 11th June
Pauline Quirke
Andy Taylor
Bill Oddie - dead 27th July
Roy Hattersley - dead 13th June

 

[disneyteletubby]

Noo not Bill Oddie..!

 

[Madison]

It’s unorthodox, but they’ve announced that Elizabeth Kelly died on 31 December 2025:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgj2e7g3pro?app-referrer=deep-link

She’s on both my 2025 and 2026 lists. Does it count towards my 2025 total? If so, I think I tied with Indie again.

 

[Finn]

It’s unorthodox, but they’ve announced that Elizabeth Kelly died on 31 December 2025:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgj2e7g3pro?app-referrer=deep-link

She’s on both my 2025 and 2026 lists. Does it count towards my 2025 total? If so, I think I tied with Indie again.

It should count to last year, and you should also have 48 hours to select a new 2026 nomination to take her place on your list.

 

[Agneeta]

Congrats the many who can claim James Van Der Beek.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Aw that's really sad (and probably the earliest I've found out about a famous person's death online, even his Wikipedia has yet to be updated)

 

[Santaliger007]

Dis post roxs why long find it few needs be added twats janet street porter carnt long


Ligers roxs

 

[disneyteletubby]

Neither were on the Deathlist I posted; Asha Bhosle and Moya Brennan, two iconic voices died within two days of each other.

 

[Inner Smile]

Julie Goodyear I think either this year or next. She looks so frail

 

[hyperwoof]

One or two of these look more in hope than expectation - also agree Clive James really strung it out didn't he.