Moopy Family Fortunes 2019 - Week 1 RESULTS!

[Alla]

Shit, I totally forgot about Diddy thank god he isn't playing and won't read this.

 

[Rita]

 

[Alla]

They didn't name his film Candle In The Bloody Wind.

Forgot about the movie too.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

6. Name a phone app

Grindr 17

Whatsapp 6

Instagram 4

Facebook 3

Spotify 3

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Grindr (OutSynk, Peekaboo, KindaCool, Big Ron, dUb, Suedey, Suomi, Rhythmbarbican, BoysFor Seles, Phoenix, Mats, Dark Carnival, David5000, Monsta, jyxz, dmlaw, northernlad)

Whatsapp (Alla, Ellie, Rita, Kate, VoR, cwej)

Instagram (Jacques, Octophone, Jivafox, Wendy the Goat)

Facebook (Tischlampe, Halli, Indie)

Spotify (FetchFugly, Floppet, SDF)

 

[Rita]

Grindr wasn’t even on my radar. I really need to start thinking about our core audience more.

 

[Alla]

Wtf grindr over whatsapp? You bunch of sluts!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So we're at the halfway point...

 

[Alla]

Grindr wasn’t even on my radar. I really need to start thinking about our core audience more.

Not a single woman came up with that.. Bloody gayz.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1 northernlad 84
2 jyxf 83
3 dmlaw 77
4 Phoenix 76
5 dUb 74
6 FetchFugly 71
7 Monsta 70
8 BoysForSeles 68
9 David5000 67
=10 Suomi 66
=10 Indie 66
=10 Floppet 66
=10 Big Ron 66
14 Rita 65
15 Dark Carnival 63
16 KindaCool 61
17 Tischlampe 59
=18 Rhythmbarbican 58
=18 cwej 58
=20 Halli 57
=20 Suedey 57
22 Wendy the Goat 56
23 Peekaboo 55
24 Mats 54
25 VoR 53
=26 OutSynk 51
=26 Octophone 51
28 Jacques 50
29 SDF 47
30 Kate 46
31 Alla 45
32 Ellie 41
33 Jivafox 34

So Floppet loses her pole position, just clinging on inside the top 10 to relative unknown @northernlad. @jivafox solidly rooted to the bottom.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The next question has the highest scoring answer. If you didn't commiserations you fuckwits.

 

[Rita]

@Alla we are getting thrashed by a newbie.

WHAT HAS BECOME OF US?

 

[dmlaw]

I almost went for Tinder before I remembered to consider who else was answering.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

7. Name a type of owl

Barn Owl 21

Tawny Owl 3

Snowy Owl 2

Horned Owl 2

Brown Owl 2

Eagle Owl 1

Barney Owl 1

 

[Jacques]

The next question has the highest scoring answer. If you didn't commiserations you fuckwits.

I expected the actress question to have the biggest landslide

 

[Rita]

IM STILL IN THE RACE.

 

[jyxz]

ooooh #2!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Barn Owl (Rita, Kate, Tischlampe, Jacques, Big Ron, Halli, Octophone, dUb, Jivafox, Suedey, VoR, Suomi, Rhythmbarbican, BoysFor Seles, Indie, Wendy the Goat, FetchFugly, Floppet, David5000, jyxz, SDF, dmlaw)

Tawny Owl (Mats, Monsta, northernlad)

Snowy Owl (Alla, Peekaboo)

Horned Owl (KindaCool, Dark Carnival)

Brown Owl (Phoenix, cwej)

Eagle Owl (OutSynk)

Barney Owl (Ellie)

Pretty sure Brave @Ellie didn't mean Barney Owl. But rules is rules.

 

[cwej]

LOLZ I fucked the owl.

 

[Rita]

Oh ELLIE.

 

[cwej]

Pretty sure Brave @Ellie didn't mean Barney Owl. But rules is rules.

 

[Alla]

What the hell is a barn owl? Fuck this shit!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now the next couple of questions I anticpate some minor grief over how I grouped together the answers, but my decision is final.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

8. Name a type of underwear

Boxers 8

Briefs 7

Thong/ G-String 6

Jock strap 4

Pants 3

Bra 3

Knickers 1

Boxer briefs 1

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Boxers (OutSynk, KindaCool, Kate, Halli, Suomi, Floppet, David5000, SDF)

Briefs (Peekaboo, Suedey, VoR, Phoenix, Mats, Dark Carnival, Monsta)

Thong/ G-String (Ellie, Jacques, Jivafox, Rhythmbarbican, FetchFugly, dmlaw)

Jock strap (Big Ron, dUb, BoysFor Seles, cwej)

Pants (Rita, Tischlampe, Octophone)

Bra (Indie, Wendy the Goat, jyxz)

Knickers (Alla)

Boxer briefs (northernlad)

 

[Alla]

@Alla we are getting thrashed by a newbie.

WHAT HAS BECOME OF US?

I need to go back to hosting this.

 

[Alla]

Bloody hell

 

[Jacques]

Not bad for the one question I decided to have fun with rather than aim to win

Much better than some of my totally serious answers even

 

[Rita]

This question was certainly open to interpretation.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

9. Name a dated piece of technology

Fax Machine 10

VHS/ Videotape/ VCR 6

Home Phone/ Rotary Phone/ landline phones 4

Cassette/ Tape player 3

Typewriter 2

Pagers 2

Vinyl 1

Analog TV 1

Dial up modem 1

CD Player 1

iPod 1

Walkman 1

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Name a dated piece of technology

Fax Machine (Ellie, Peekaboo, Tischlampe, Big Ron, VoR, BoysFor Seles, Indie, jyxz, SDF, dmlaw)

VHS/ Videotape/ VCR (Rita, Kate, Octophone, Jivafox, FetchFugly, David5000)

Home Phone/ Rotary Phone/ landline phones (Suomi, Phoenix, Mats, northernlad)

Cassette/ Tape player (KindaCool, Halli, Rhythmbarbican)

Typewriter (Alla, Dark Carnival)

Pagers (Wendy the Goat, Monsta)

Vinyl (OutSynk)

Analog TV (Jacques)

Dial up modem (dUb)

CD Player (Suedey)

iPod (cwej)

Walkman (Floppet)

 

[Jacques]

Ugh. Why did everyone else overlook that recent TV chat

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So the penultimate table...

 

[Rita]

A fax machine is DATED?

 

[Alla]

Some of those items are not totally dated, but oh well.

 

[Alla]

Not a single top answer, I'm doing great.

 

[OutSynk]

I fucking hate this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1 jyxf 117
2 dmlaw 114
3 FetchFugly 104
4 BoysForSeles 103
5 David5000 102
6 Big Ron 101
=7 Indie 100
=7 dUb 100
9 Suomi 99
10 Floppet 96
11 Rita 95
12 Tischlampe 93
13 northernlad 92
14 VoR 91
=15 Phoenix 89
=15 Halli 89
17 Rhythmbarbican 88
=19 Suedey 86
=19 SDF 86
=20 Wendy the Goat 82
=20 Monsta 82
=22 Kate 81
=22 Octophone 81
24 Jacques 78
=25 Peekaboo 74
=25 KindaCool 74
=25 Dark Carnival 74
28 Mats 68
29 Jivafox 67
30 cwej 65
31 OutSynk 61
32 Ellie 58
33 Alla 50

It's important to note that @cwej predicted he would win. A very poor few questions for Northernlad who falls out the top, but a triumph for newcomer @jyxz, with @dmlaw in silver and @FetchFugly completing the top 3.

 

[Ellie]

Barn Owl (Rita, Kate, Tischlampe, Jacques, Big Ron, Halli, Octophone, dUb, Jivafox, Suedey, VoR, Suomi, Rhythmbarbican, BoysFor Seles, Indie, Wendy the Goat, FetchFugly, Floppet, David5000, jyxz, SDF, dmlaw)

Tawny Owl (Mats, Monsta, northernlad)

Snowy Owl (Alla, Peekaboo)

Horned Owl (KindaCool, Dark Carnival)

Brown Owl (Phoenix, cwej)

Eagle Owl (OutSynk)

Barney Owl (Ellie)

Pretty sure Brave @Ellie didn't mean Barney Owl. But rules is rules.

That was the one where I had a PROPER brain fart and realised it after

 

[FetchFugly]

A fax machine is DATED?

I didn't think of it but there have been semi-recent headlines about how the NHS is still reliant on outdated fax machines.