Moopy Family Fortunes 2019 - Week 4 RESULTS...RIGHT NOW!

[northernlad]

Well the spread on that one makes my minus 30 slightly more tolerable.

 

[Rita]

Driving is a VERY obvious answer that didn’t even cross my mind.

 

[Mats]

Driving is a VERY obvious answer that didn’t even cross my mind.

are you the two hand masturbator?

 

[OutSynk]

YAS.

 

[Alla]

Dropping points like SDF drops his pants.

NOT HAPPY.

Was it you who masturbates with both hands? Surprisingly I got the top answer

 

[jyxz]

Driving is a VERY obvious answer that didn’t even cross my mind.

Me either

 

[Rita]

are you the two hand masturbator?

No it WAS NOT.

 

[octophone]

Driving? Fucking amateurs. In my day I could take a phone call, eat a burger and keep the car straight with my knees.

 

[Rita]

Was it you who masturbates with both hands? Surprisingly I got the top answer

Of course it BLOODY WASNT.

 

[K.C.]

Driving (Peekaboo, Outsynk, Suedey, Ag, Alla, Cwej, BoyForSeles, Rhythmbarbican, northernlad, Floppet, Raining On Me)
Clapping (Nerys, Monsta, Suomi, Halli, wendy the goat, jyxz, Indie, FetchFugly, Mats, David_5000)
Tying shoelaces (Rita, dUb, dmlaw)
Typing (Tischlampe, VoR)
Kneading bread (Jacques)
Washing your hair (Kate)
Opening jar/packet (Ellie)
Juggling (Octophone)
Masturbating (Dark Carnival)
Playing video games (Kevin)

 

[OutSynk]

Driving is a VERY obvious answer that didn’t even cross my mind.

Is it because you don't practice it?

 

[K.C.]

DC must have a CHODE.

 

[Mats]

either @Dark Carnival has a very large member or tiny hands

 

[Alla]

That must be a massive penis if you use both hands, @Dark Carnival

 

[dmlaw]

I have to masturbate with two hands because my penis is so big, but I didn't realise that anyone knew about it. If that was @Dark Carnival outside my window earlier then you're welcome.

 

[Rita]

Is it because you don't practice it?

I shall have you know I am a very keen, and SAFE driver. I have been known to be touching up my make up if I’m in a rush but other than THAT.

 

[Rita]

@Dark Carnival to EXPLAIN HIMSELF pronto. If you have a massive penis don’t be shy and SHARE.

 

[K.C.]

The next question has the most evenly distributed answers.

 

[OutSynk]

It's not like we don't have a photo of @Dark Carnival's cock.

 

[Alla]

@Dark Carnival to EXPLAIN HIMSELF pronto. If you have a massive penis don’t be shy and SHARE.

Didn't he do already?

 

[K.C.]

DC obviously sacrificed that question for the attention

 

[Rita]

Didn't he do already?

We didn’t actually SEE? Did we? If we did then it ain’t all that memorable.

 

[octophone]

I reckon @Dark Carnival takes so long to cum, he has to change hands just to stop himself getting an RSI

 

[Alla]

The next question has the most evenly distributed answers.

Thanks for the spoilers.

 

[OutSynk]

I don't believe @dmlaw has demonstrated his yet though.

 

[Alla]

I need to go to run, hurry up, love.

 

[OutSynk]

It's been 84 years KC.

 

[K.C.]

9) Name a cocktail

Martini (9)
Margarita (7)
Mojito (6)
Sex on the Beach (4)
Cosmopolitan (3)
Pina Colada (2)
Gin & Tonic (1)

 

[K.C.]

I'll go faster I promise

 

[dmlaw]

I don't believe @dmlaw has demonstrated his yet though.

I'm straight so you shouldn't put the merchandise on display if it's not for sale.

 

[Alla]

Well not too bad! Margarita.

 

[Rita]

I thought Pina Colada was a SHOE IN?

 

[Alla]

Is Sex on the Beach the name of a cocktail? Never heard of it.

 

[dmlaw]

Incidentally, I'm predicting that DC does that thing where you sit on your hand until it goes to sleep so that it feels like someone else is doing it, but then needs to use the other hand to get his trousers off.

 

[Alla]

I thought Pina Colada was a SHOE IN?

Why didn't you go with Margarita that has your name in it?

 

[K.C.]

Martini (Suedey, Monsta, jyxz, VoR, northernlad, Mats, David_5000, Floppet, dmlaw)
Margarita (Ag, Alla, BoyForSeles, dUb, Octophone, Raining On Me, Kevin)
Mojito (Peekaboo, Nerys, Outsynk, Tischlampe, Halli, wendy the goat)
Sex on the Beach (Jacques, Ellie, Suomi, FetchFugly)
Cosmopolitan (Kate, Cwej, Indie)
Pina Colada (Rita, Rhythmbarbican)
Gin & Tonic (Dark Carnival)

 

[FetchFugly]

Oops. I did consider going with Mojito but didn't think about Martini.

 

[floppet]

I just chose the drink that my chavvy FB friends all post on their nights out!

 

[Rita]

Why didn't you go with Margarita that has your name in it?

I have no idea. I actually enjoy a Margarita far more than a Pina Colada, but as it’s holiday season I was suspecting the Moopy contingency had been drinking their body weight in Pina Colada’s.

 

[Rita]

Evidently NOT.