Only the rap part.I really thought I'd nailed this round.
We don't even have Cadbury here, to start with.Have you not seen the Cadbury's advert where he turns into a gorilla and plays the drums to it?

Calm down, dove.Stupid fucking doves. Bird of peace my arse, they've just taken a fucking MACHETE to my chances.
An arse? Most people. My Aunty doesn't ever since the fire, mind.GOOD LUCK wiping your ass with a newspaper.Who even has one these days?
A member of team 5What MONSTER said shower curtain?

I just enjoyed the idea of wiping my shitty arse on the Daily Fail and turns out so did other peopleNEWSPAPER? This isnt the 70s

He wasn't in team 5! We'd have excommunicated him anyway for pebbledashing our shower curtain.A member of team 5![]()
Lettuce leaf was a meme a few weeks ago. Fucking backward newspaper readers.Cabbage leaf![]()
Indie, who swept the last edition I hosted, wins this round. Team 5 member Raining On Me has a fantastic result as runner up, with Ill Advised winning the bronze medal this week. Well done guys!LUXURYRacist moopy ignoring the choice of most people around the world and throughout history.
I knew I should have answered 'Labrador puppy'.
