MOOPY HAIKU

[Diddy]

Honestly I must be possessed by the spirit of @Madison this morning

OMG me too

Are you there, Madz? It’s me, Diddy

 

[Lume]

Oot ainoan vain
Muita kestää sain kai ain
Zu-Klara sut sain

 

[Diddy]

I’ll try one in the traditional style

Faloola hate this
Prefer buy expensive shoe
Crazy bag discount

 

[Zu]

How fluent in Finnish EXACTLY are you Zu?

Not at all. However I do for some reason know how many syllables are in each word, which as we can all see comes in handy at least once in a lifetime

 

[Diddy]

I just realised that if I put my Japanese wine through Google, it translates @Ellie as erotic

 

[Lume]

@Zu-Klara And the time is now! The stars are aligned, sweet Zuzie!

 

[Lume]

Oispa sysikuu
Nyt jo lehdet kellastuu
Oisinpa mä muu

 

[Lume]

I wish I could do this in English but I don't know how to hyphenate correctly.

 

[Diddy]

Ahh you shouldn’t have
OOPS. I. Did it again to
Your heart, I got lost

 

[Lume]

Manboy manboy you
Can call me manboy oh oh
Manboy oh oh oh oh oh

 

[Diddy]

Too many oh’s

 

[Diddy]

Wtf was that song supposed to be about anyway? Is a manboy a good thing?

I guess it’s like a twink?

 

[Lume]

There can never be too many oh's!

 

[Diddy]

There can never be too mamy oh's!

IN A HAIKU THERE CAN

 

[Diddy]

I wonder if @Haiku ’s ears are burning

I was excited when I learned the kanji for haiku, and their avatar is THAT!

 

[Lume]

Manboy is a man and a boy. A person who's after a long, thorough spiritual journey understood his true self and meaning, and his place in this world.

 

[octophone]

What the fuck is this?
This thread went to shit quickly
Much like all the rest.

 

[big ron]

If I recall from my A GCSE Creative Writing a Haiku is supposed to reflect nature too. I'm glad moopy's Japan correspondent came to be the pedant I wished to be.

 

[Diddy]

Ah but did it not cause us to reveal our true natures? Ahhhh

 

[octophone]

I feel my last one revealed much about me, especially in terms of what I'm like on a Monday morning in an office full of miserable tossers.

 

[Lume]

I poured my HEART and SOUL into this.

Syömmein tänne jää
Itse vaikka lähden pois
Se täällä aina on

 

[Lume]

MATURE (for big ron)

 

[Lume]

NATURE

 

[Jark]

I decided to be a SNOB and like the ones that are ACTUAL Haiku!

It is 5-7-5
It is not a limerick
Look it up you plebs

Is it intentional irony that your educational haiku is actually 6-7-5?

 

[Diddy]

Oh shit i fucked up
Nothing an edit can’t fix
But you quoted me

 

[big ron]

MATURE (for big ron)

I don't know what it means but all those dots please me.

 

[Lume]

And I thank you for that!

 

[Shirley]

Monday morning woe
Oh hooray it's Droopy Drawers
The trees are all dead

 

[Sheena]

Who ordered scotch tape?
It's not really sellotape
It's just pretending

 

[Jætike]

This is a haiku of my life thus far:

No no no no no
No no, no no no no no
No no no no, NO

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

This is the greatest thread ever. <33

 

[GNL]

Do you think Peter
Kay is dead, or with us still?
We may never know.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Warm day, summer time.
A wise donkey jumps and kicks
That big cunt Lulu!

 

[octophone]

Suitably inspired, I call this one "JANUARY BLUES"

A dull grey evening
Raindrops bouncing off my head
Lulu still alive

 

[GNL]

A drone approaches
It's ready for the runway
Oh no, it's just dust

 

[Indie]

This is a haiku of my life thus far:

No no no no no
No no, no no no no no
No no no no, NO

No no, no no no
No, no no no no, no no
There (is) no limit

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Suitably inspired, I call this one "JANUARY BLUES"

A dull grey evening
Raindrops bouncing off my head
Lulu still alive

One of the most depressing haikus I have ever read.

 

[octophone]

One of the most depressing haikus I have ever read.

I feel I've caught the essence of seasonal despair.

 

[OutSynk]

How fluent in Finnish EXACTLY are you Zu?

VERY. As you know Finnish is somewhat similar to Estonian and he knows all the Laura Põldvere albums by heart so.

 

[Sheena]

Kate Bush has declared
She is not a Tory fan
She hates those cunts too