MOOPY HAIKU

[Jætike]

Do you think Peter
Kay is dead, or with us still?
We may never know.

Ooh I do like some enjambment

 

[OutSynk]

Took mirtazapine
To get some good rest yes yes
Still very sleepy

 

[Iguana]

Gaga needs headlines
Oscar glory seems so far
Except if you're Close.

 

[octophone]

Took mirtazapine
To get some good rest yes yes
Still very sleepy

Mirtazapine is the fucking worst, I took it for 10 days and felt like a ghost haunting myself.

Sorry, can't be bovved making that into a haiku.

 

[OutSynk]

Mirtazapine is the fucking worst, I took it for 10 days and felt like a ghost haunting myself.

Sorry, can't be bovved making that into a haiku.

10 days of mirta
Like a ghost haunting myself
The worst drug ever

 

[Indie]

 

[Indie]

Yes, each Moopy smilie is a syllable.

 

[octophone]

Yes, each Moopy smilie is a syllable.

Give us a rendition of it then, Tristan Tzara.

 

[OutSynk]

Don't let this thread die
It has kind of grown on me
Post more haikus please

 

[floppet]

Office lad was late
Eyes like cuts in a pig's arse
Caned it this weekend

 

[Diddy]

I’m wondering if
I suck a Chinese dick, will
I be hungry soon?

 

[octophone]

Who decided that
We all wanted square-necked tops?
They look shit on me

 

[Sheena]

Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know?
Something wasn’t right

 

[OutSynk]

big ron shitposting
kindacool ruins a thread
outsynk posts a gif

 

[OutSynk]

And another tag haiku:

esc countries
individual entries
united kingdom

 

[Diddy]

Lulu dead upskirt
Cheadle Piss Olympics stopped
Pending an inquest

 

[octophone]

Old skool:

DAF groomed by Tommy
I thought Jack was in New York
Baby Rollo dead

 

[OutSynk]

Acid reflux sucks
Will I get some sleep tonight?
One can hope I guess

 

[octophone]

Tory Leadership
Eleven cunts applying
The country is fucked