Moopy Mafia 2021 - Sign Up Thread - Starts Sunday 7 February 2021 7.30pm BCT

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I’m Louis Seal, a young attractive gay who NEVER DOUCHES, I’d like to vote Labour but don’t think their electable, and I recently moved back to my home village from London as I prefer to be a big fish in a small pond.
 
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I am the narcissistic tart with a heart who tends to drink a tad too much and spends copious amounts of money on nothing whilst drunk internet shopping. She tends to care for her fellow villagers, but if anyone tries to cross her she will usually end them, whether that be all guns blazing or a quick deposit under the patio.
 
I’m Louis Seal, a young attractive gay who NEVER DOUCHES, I’d like to vote Labour but don’t think their electable, and I recently moved back to my home village from London as I prefer to be a big fish in a small pond.
If I can raise a point of order, the game is traditionally set in Central Europe in the 1930s, so you'd have to be Herr Louis Seal who'd like to vote for the Hitler Party and recently moved back from Berlin.
 
I am the narcissistic tart with a heart who tends to drink a tad too much and spends copious amounts of money on nothing whilst drunk internet shopping. She tends to care for her fellow villagers, but if anyone tries to cross her she will usually end them, whether that be all guns blazing or a quick deposit under the patio.
And what character will you be playing?
 
If I can raise a point of order, the game is traditionally set in Central Europe in the 1930s, so you'd have to be Herr Louis Seal who'd like to vote for the Hitler Party and recently moved back from Berlin.

In that case I am Nancy Gantzer-Lamm, sole surviving daughter of the last Count of Kennelfannstein, forced by fate to turn tricks to support the upkeep of my ever crumbling estate. I spend my days drunk on JAGERMEISTER, lamenting how much better life was in DIE ALTEN TAGE.
 
I'm going to be Herr Dedkinder, a kind hearted ottoman merchant, with a penchant for exotic sequined pleather. I was born poor under the stars by the bins, Wankendorf. I survived a dam accident which killed 27,000 people and some goats, which allowed me to shine. By sheer chance, and absolutely no effort whatsoever I became the provider and wholesaler of the finest ottomans North of Istanbul. Although my style is painful on the eye, my breezy manner, fuelled by my dependence on vodka and Lilt I have become pitied.
 
I am Angus MacDonald, a recent immigrant confused by the other villagers. I just want a nice quiet life, rearing sheep and quaffing whisky.
 
If I can raise a point of order, the game is traditionally set in Central Europe in the 1930s, so you'd have to be Herr Louis Seal who'd like to vote for the Hitler Party and recently moved back from Berlin.

Ok, Herr Louis Seal, ousted from the raucous cabaret scene in Berlin due to my perennially MESSY HOLE, I've returned to my Alpine Village but won't SHUT UP about how nowhere can make a decent sidecar round here, I think Nazism is just a fad, and whilst I wouldn't PERSONALLY vote for them, I actually support a lot of their economic policies.
 
I am Frau Katrin Badmin, the friendly buxom landlady of the Haddaway Bierkeller. For all your alcohol, sausage and love-questioning needs. I am also Herr Kirschtorte’s stalker. He has considered getting a restraining order but he can’t help but keep coming to the Bierkeller for the “free hand shandy with every shandy” offer.
 
I’m Louis Seal, a young attractive gay who NEVER DOUCHES, I’d like to vote Labour but don’t think their electable, and I recently moved back to my home village from London as I prefer to be a big fish in a small pond.
But enough about you - what's your charact—oh for fucks sake ButterTart got there first
 
Watch dmlaw set it in Polyneisa or Outer Space after all this in depth character development.
 
I hope that’s 10 German Shepherds as I’d hate to see an obvious stereotype go unused.
 
There is room for everyone to have a seat at Prunella's tisch
 
Upon moving to the village I tried to get a job with Prunella, but she turned me down due to my famously muddy back passage and things have been FROSTY ever since.
 
I am Reuven. Being a Jew in Germany in the 1930s is hard, let alone being a closeted gay man in a hidden relationship with a nazi.
If you're ever thinking of having a sham marriage to throw people off the scent, Kirschtorte's Kirsch und Tortes has just started doing wedding cakes and under the counter abortions. Frau Badmin's in most weeks for one or the other.
 
If you're ever thinking of having a sham marriage to throw people off the scent, Kirschtorte's Kirsch und Tortes has just started doing wedding cakes and under the counter abortions. Frau Badmin's in most weeks for one or the other.

getting a woman pregnant and forcing an abortion to avoid suspicion? I’ll need one of Prunella’s girls
 
That offer is just too dark and reminiscent of how a member of a mafia would behave so I don’t want to be involved any further
 
getting a woman pregnant and forcing an abortion to avoid suspicion? I’ll need one of Prunella’s girls
'Girls'. Thanks to the war killing off anything even slightly nubile, the average age of her employees is 56.

Just remember, it's Kirschtorte's Kirsch and Tortes which does the abortions, NOT Herr Dedkinder. It's an easy mistake to make, given the name. More than one woman has gone in there to get her life back and come out with burdensome triplets and a cowprint storage solution.
 

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