Moopy Mod Elections - The candidates. CLOSES TODAY AT 8PM

[ButterTart]

For what it's worth I do get what you mean. But the song is MORE THAN THAT to us. And thanks for the apology. <3. I did have an invite ready to go to @ButterTart but you can have it instead. Xx

If I had one invite and two people it could potentially go to, do you know who I'd give it to?
The one who never called me a slag in the first place.

 

[ButterTart]

What a snide remark...

Because now I want to give him TWO yesses for such a lovely sentiment.

Can't believe how judgmental SUM PPL are.

 

[Mats]

@Peekaboo to apologize on screen with NOF gif

 

[Beverley]

@Peekaboo to apologize on screen with NOF gif

She won't, I've asked.

 

[Mats]

She won't, I've asked.

some people just don't show GENEROSITY!

 

[floppet]

I'm not sifting through four pages looking for questions ... Kylie song is I Should Be So Lucky.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FAKE DRAMA!

 

[lolly]

I'd ask @Floppet what her and Mr Floppets' song is, but I suspect moopy would explode at the awful truth.

 

[Mats]

I'd ask @Floppet what her and Mr Floppets' song is, but I suspect moopy would explode at the awful truth.

I call something by Rod Stewart

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm not sifting through four pages looking for questions...

Such CONTEMPT for the ELECTORATE

 

[octophone]

I've already voted so you can all fuck about in this thread all you want.

 

[octophone]

But any candidate who doesn't name their favourite Nurse With Wound track gets banned.

 

[Beverley]

I'm not sifting through four pages looking for questions ... Kylie song is I Should Be So Lucky.

Avoiding the hard questions I see

 

[lolly]

I call something by Rod Stewart

I'm fingering Iron Maiden

 

[ButterTart]

But any candidate who doesn't name their favourite Nurse With Wound track gets banned.

I've always been partial to [untitled] from Soliloquy for Lilith, personally.

 

[COB]

I quite like the one from their other album, the one with all the... things. You know, the THINGS?

Glad I'm not standing now!

 

[Soldi]

WRONG THREAD

 

[Star]

Where's my son's father and what's his lockdown status?

and his daddy's gone
Somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lock down
I ain't gotta job now, so for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life

 

[floppet]

I'd ask @Floppet what her and Mr Floppets' song is, but I suspect moopy would explode at the awful truth.

Our song is Dizzy by Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff.

Iron Maiden would have come into effect if we'd had a son because one of his middle names would be Trooper.

 

[octophone]

I quite like the one from their other album, the one with all the... things. You know, the THINGS?

Glad I'm not standing now!

Given that you quite obviously mean "Creakiness", you'd have been preserved the chop.

 

[octophone]

Our song is Dizzy by Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff.

I've got a 7" of that!

 

[ButterTart]

Our song is Dizzy by Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff.

Genuinely one of my favourite songs.

 

[floppet]

@Beverley
covid vaccine - no chance they're sticking that in my arm when it's ready but if I tell you why I'll have to kill you
BLM - I've pretty much got my answer "but fucking white people don't have coppers' knees on their throat" down pat as I've heard the phrase "... but all lives matter" so many times recently
cock - I'm very happy with the only one I've known
cum shots - personally I'd avoid them, not a fan of the taste if I'm honest and I'd rather have pink Sidekick. Not sure any of the Bolton pubs do them, it must be a darn sarf thing

 

[floppet]

I've got a 7" of that!

As have I! It's even in the spawn's wedding playlist for us (when the wedding eventually happens)

 

[lolly]

A 'Pink Sidekick' sounds like bedtime shenanigans for Rachey.

 

[Beverley]

@Beverley
covid vaccine - no chance they're sticking that in my arm when it's ready but if I tell you why I'll have to kill you
BLM - I've pretty much got my answer "but fucking white people don't have coppers' knees on their throat" down pat as I've heard the phrase "... but all lives matter" so many times recently
cock - I'm very happy with the only one I've known
cum shots - personally I'd avoid them, not a fan of the taste if I'm honest and I'd rather have pink Sidekick. Not sure any of the Bolton pubs do them, it must be a darn sarf thing

Fucking legend

 

[floppet]

But any candidate who doesn't name their favourite Nurse With Wound track gets banned.

It'd have to be The Bottom Feeder because it reminds me of that Fat Boy Slim song with Christopher Walken in the video, Weapon of Choice.

 

[floppet]

Fucking legend

Language Miss Bev!

 

[GNL]

Question for the candidates: are you going to nationalise sausages?

 

[Nancy]

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE EASTENDER?

 

[Iguana]

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE EASTENDER?

Sharon, always

 

[ButterTart]

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE EASTENDER?

Gail Rodwell-Potter-Tilsley-Platt-Hillman-McIntyre. She was in that one Comic Relief crossover they did so it counts.

 

[ButterTart]

Question for the candidates: are you going to nationalise sausages?

I would put it to a referendum.

 

[Iguana]

I vow to make @Kate minister for sausage nationalisation

 

[Kate]

Free cum shot with every sausage

 

[lolly]

Free cum shot with every sausage

I had some of those M&S hot dog sausages with mustard injected in them during the summer. Quite disturbing.

 

[Kate]

I had some of those M&S hot dog sausages with mustard injected in them during the summer. Quite disturbing.

I haven't seen them. Do they SPOOGE?

 

[lolly]

I haven't seen them. Do they SPOOGE?

ISH

like the ejaculation of a pensioner

SO I'D IMAGINE

 

[ButterTart]

ISH

like the ejaculation of a pensioner

SO I'D IMAGINE

Funky: my yellow seepage Hell.

 

[lolly]

Funky: my yellow seepage Hell.

At least it isn't wholegrain.