Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[ButterTart]

Just a snippet of something I'm working on for the upcoming Moop Factor there

But my Uncle John from Jaywick keeps on calling every day
Just buy a set square from Top Man, cos they're buy-one-get-one-free.

 

[Rita]

Lucille keeps mentioning that REPULSIVE BITCH Theresa May. I don’t know any other reason he would be giving it big licks about THAT.

 

[ButterTart]

Little something of my own.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Ag This is my list of secret words

@Kate bubble
@Rhythmbarbican Selena Gomez, lightbulb
@Rita Jolene
@ZenGiraffe Ash

I haven’t been paying enough attention to who is saying what I gave up keeping track as it’s mostly @SDF and @cwej rimming each other and people Saying PRITTI PATEL

Priti Patel releases Double A side of Jolene/Hallelujah FOR THE TROOPS

 

[ButterTart]

Sounds very similar to my tampons in Nicaragua story. It's all on my Tik Tok!

DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

Lucille keeps mentioning that REPULSIVE BITCH Theresa May. I don’t know any other reason he would be giving it big licks about THAT.

Dead now, of course

 

[ButterTart]

DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT

I don't know if you've used those words a lot, I just really wanted to do that so I can stop fretting about it.

 

[Berly]

Priti Patel releases Double A side of Jolene/Hallelujah FOR THE TROOPS

Set for release on Brexit day!

 

[Rita]

Can we only DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT the once?

 

[Indie]

Lauren Harries and Lizzie Cundie new presenters of shipping forecast. Kumquat that!

DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT

Have one back, love.

 

[win_the_game]

Priti Patel releases Double A side of Jolene/Hallelujah FOR THE TROOPS

I hope we'll be getting a Todd Terry remix. Maybe it's my rose tinted glasses but I've always considered Todd Terry to be one of the greatest DJs after his 'anarchism for life' set in Canvey Island.

 

[Berly]

What shall I have for tea/dinner?

 

[Rita]

DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT

Have one back, love.

Can you only DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT the once? Would someone ANSWER ME!

@Ag?

 

[Lucille]

YES

 

[Rita]

What shall I have for tea/dinner?

KUMQUAT TERRINE.

 

[win_the_game]

Can you only DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT the once? Would someone ANSWER ME!

@Ag?

Yes

 

[Rita]

@Indie used his DIRTY SNEAKY CUNT on ME?

#privileged.

 

[ButterTart]

Can you only DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT the once? Would someone ANSWER ME!

@Ag?

As far as I know, yeah. It would be nice if they were BOGOF (Which is an acronym for buy-one-get-one-free), but sadly they aren't.

 

[Berly]

I’ve got a packet of Schwartz peppercorn sauce and some hummus

 

[Lucille]

I see you think my secret words so far are falafel, Lego and carpool karaoke, any more guesses ladies?

 

[Rita]

Complete and utter crapulence.

 

[Rita]

I see you think my secret words so far are falafel, Lego and carpool karaoke, any more guesses ladies?

THERESA MAY

 

[Rita]

I see you think my secret words so far are falafel, Lego and carpool karaoke, any more guesses ladies?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

Theresa May succumbed to her case of falafel fanny.

 

[Berly]

Oh and Horlicks... but you can’t eat that

 

[Lucille]

I’ve built a centopath out of Duplo in her honour.

 

[Rita]

Is @Ag ALIVE? Why is he ignoring my DM’s?
SNEAKY CUNT.

 

[GNL]

Oh and Horlicks... but you can’t eat that

Perfect for dipping though. You could dip a digestive, a curly wurly, or even some dildos.

You can't do that with vegemite, even if it does have that lovely vegetables flavour Rachel Stevens sings so highly of.

 

[GNL]

I hear Zsa Zsa Gabor was very fond of dipping a digestive in her Horlicks, but she's dead now, of course.

I hear she let the biscuit soak until it all fell apart. Some might say it reflected her own life.

 

[Rita]

When is this running to loves? I’m asking for a friend (JOLENE if you must know).

 

[ButterTart]

Is @Ag ALIVE? Why is he ignoring my DM’s?
SNEAKY CUNT.

His bunsen burner went up it so he's in his Ford Focus driving to Jaywick to get a new one.

 

[Berly]

I hear Zsa Zsa Gabor was very fond of dipping a digestive in her Horlicks, but she's dead now, of course.

I hear she let the biscuit soak until it all fell apart. Some might say it reflected her own life.

It’s better than Liza Minelli’s hot drink of choice - Bovril. Quite the scandal.

 

[Lucille]

He died of a taramasalata overdose, James Corden discusses it on his TED talk.

 

[Indie]

@Indie used his DIRTY SNEAKY CUNT on ME?

#privileged.

You used yours on me. I was waiting to revenge someone

 

[win_the_game]

When is this running to loves? I’m asking for a friend (JOLENE if you must know).

Tracey Thorn says tomorrow.

 

[Indie]

Perfect for dipping though. You could dip a digestive, a curly wurly, or even some dildos.

You can't do that with vegemite, even if it does have that lovely vegetables flavour Rachel Stevens sings so highly of.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Indie]

I might just SNEAKY CUNT a million things when I'm inevitably drunk later.

 

[Rita]

You used yours on me. I was waiting to revenge someone

LOVE YOU BABES. Xoxoxo

 

[Rita]

I might just SNEAKY CUNT a million things when I'm inevitably drunk later.

I am TIDDLY already.

 

[GNL]

SNEAKY CUNT

Not a fan of dipping a digestive, a curly wurly, or even some dildos in your Horlicks? Well, you and Rachel Stevens can stick your vegemite where the sun don't shine.