Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Soldi]

@cwej is so... [fill in missing word here]

the man who murdered Jan Dildo

 

[Lucille]

Where’s @Rita ??? I hope her prolapse isn’t causing the old dear bother again.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@cwej is so... [fill in missing word here]

@cwej is the spiritual successor to Jeffrey Dahmer

 

[SDF]

@cwej is so like marmite on toast

@cwej is over thirty, but flirty and thriving

@cwej posed for play girl to give his career a salacious boost

@cwej in me now

 

[Tisch]

Where’s @Rita ??? I hope her prolapse isn’t causing the old dear bother again.

Out buying a tampon I bet!

 

[GNL]

Where’s @Rita ??? I hope her prolapse isn’t causing the old dear bother again.

Dead now, of course. Choked on a curly wurly.

 

[Soldi]

Out buying a tampon I bet!

Oh I may as well SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh I may as well SNEAKY CUNT

I wonder if this is the firing gun!

 

[Lucille]

Oh I may as well SNEAKY CUNT

FIRST BLOOD!

 

[Soldi]

FIRST BLOOD!

Well I needed a TOP UP after my blood tests on Wednesday.

 

[Kate]

Suomi was first! Honestly you gays, memory of a common goldfish!

 

[cwej]

@cwej in me now

OMG. Stop!!

 

[SDF]

@cwej is the bread to my butter

@cwej wig got me wanting more

@cwej and @RaspberrySwirl to meet me down a dark alley off the bakerloo line

 

[Lucille]

@cwej Is a spunk reservoir.

 

[dmlaw]

If it makes you gays feel any better I was QUITE the Girls Aloud fan back in the day.

Weren't you still watching the Teletubbies when they started their career?

 

[cwej]

But seriously. I didn't realise we'd started already.

The words are ridiculous... they may as well be flibbertigibbet or Jabberwocky for all they make sense to me. I've had to google them.

 

[cwej]

@cwej Is a spunk reservoir.

Was.

Was babe.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Weren't you still watching the Teletubbies when they started their career?

He also probably thinks Girl's Aloud opened channel 5!

 

[Soldi]

Weren't you still watching the Teletubbies when they started their career?

YES

But I was a FAN from the DISCO DANCING WITH THE LIGHTS DOWN CHIQUITITA days

 

[ButterTart]

Weren't you still watching the Teletubbies when they started their career?

In fairness so was I.

 

[Lucille]

If it makes you gays feel any better I was QUITE the Girls Aloud fan back in the day.

Did you have any memorabilia?

 

[Kate]

@cwej tits out on spacehopper eating loganberries

 

[ButterTart]

YES

But I was a FAN from the DISCO DANCING WITH THE LIGHTS DOWN CHIQUITITA days

Fuck it SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Soldi]

Did you have any memorabilia?

Some CD’s and TOUR DVDs lying round somewhere

 

[cwej]

@cwej tits out on spacehopper eating loganberries

Caught me.

Also:

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Soldi]

Fuck it SNEAKY CUNT

Aww you’re wrong Chiquitita babes xx

 

[Berly]

Was.

Was babe.

I hear he could fill the entire Lake District with his depositories

 

[dmlaw]

Some CD’s and TOUR DVDs lying round somewhere

I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT CDS ARE MEMORABILIA AND DEMAND MY SCAVENGER HUNT POINTS @octophone

 

[win_the_game]

Right my lavender lovelies, what have I missed apart from cwej moaning about his words?

 

[Berly]

He also probably thinks Girl's Aloud opened channel 5!

wasn’t it Liza Minelli?

 

[Tisch]

Can't believe I was SNEAKY CUNTed but that DITZY thing. This is worse than when I was robbed in Honduras and only had a bloody TAMPON in my wallett.

 

[Kate]

Cold feet are over, they're all at it now

 

[COB]

I can guarantee you that these cats are all real! @COB will back me up!

Logging in from work to say that I have certainly seen pictures of these cats before, and know them by the names given. However I have never met them as they do not live with @ZenGiraffe, but with a different person

 

[dmlaw]

I love a good joke about how young Soldi is. If Rip Van Winkle had just awoken today, he wouldn't know that Soldi had been born.

 

[Lucille]

Aww you’re wrong Chiquitita babes xx

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

wasn’t it Liza Minelli?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

Lucille is taking no prisoners. Die bitches.

 

[Berly]

Logging in from work to say that I have certainly seen pictures of these cats before, and know them by the names given. However I have never met them as they do not live with @ZenGiraffe, but with a different person

But what about the Pikachu?

 

[Tisch]

Some renegade sneaky cunting going on suddenly. Many concurrent posts! I can't keep abreast of all this!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Logging in from work to say that I have certainly seen pictures of these cats before, and know them by the names given. However I have never met them as they do not live with @ZenGiraffe, but with a different person

Well, Daisy and Ash are from a broken home now, but I still visit regularly. This is not the time for drama though!