Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Berly]

I tell you what I’ve had a stroke from the Irish today, been very lucky.

I might call it a night and head to Bedfordshire with my nightly Horlicks whilst the going is still good.

 

[Suomi]

Now that’s NOT NICE

you said it first!

 

[Soldi]

you said it first!

It was LUCILLE

 

[Lucille]

TRENDSETTER

 

[SDF]

13 of the words remain unused?! Unlucky for some.

 

[Soldi]

 

[Indie]

13 of the words remain unused?! Unlucky for some.

I just can't find a way to put quicksand into a meaningful sentence.

 

[dmlaw]

Wouldn't it be funny if four of them were Lucille and everything that he has used so far was a red herring.

 

[Rita]

13 out of 72 words remain UNUSED!

4 may be mine. IM TOO PISSED TO THINK.

 

[SDF]

It’s difficult to put cunt in to a sentence on here.


@cwej knows how offensive this can be x

 

[SDF]

My top hats are delightful

having an indoor picnic tomorrow my loves x

 

[Lucille]

My top hats are delightful

having an indoor picnic tomorrow my loves x

That’s a nice way of describing eating a scotch egg in bed.

 

[Lucille]

Priti Patel made into scotch egg to raise money for Help for Heroes.

 

[Indie]

Priti Patel caressing a scotch egg until ejaculation

 

[Rita]

My top hats are delightful

having an indoor picnic tomorrow my loves x

Top Hats are basic and hateful.

 

[Kate]

13 out of 72 words remain UNUSED!

There's no ordinance that we have to use them all, is there?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's no ordinance that we have to use them all, is there?

Nope.

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel sets up new scotch egg markets in Beijing

 

[Kate]

Phew. My legs went to vodka jelly there for a minute.

 

[GNL]

Priti Patel uses scotch eggs as dildos

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck me I've just seen the twist. I'll need to be a right Miss Marple to spot the scotch eggs from the cranberries.

 

[Lucille]

Priti Patel sings Der Mussolini on carpool karaoke.

 

[Rita]

I just got the biggest fright of my life. I left the house and forgot to the put the outside light on to walk over to the outhouse where I go for a crafty fag. It is pissing it down here, and so I tried to run and skited and went ARSE OVER TIT on the wet grass as I could not see the path. I think I will have a bruise resembling MEDUSA tomorrow.

 

[Lucille]

Theresa May starts new career as the third cock destroyer.

 

[Rita]

Priti Patel sings Der Mussolini on carpool karaoke.

Why not JOLENE?

 

[GNL]

Theresa May starts new career as the third cock destroyer.

DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

Sorry, I just wanted to use that SOONER RATHER THAN LATER

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel sings Der Mussolini on carpool karaoke.

 

[Rita]

In all seriousness I am going to be sore tomorrow. Who can I hire to be at my bec and call? OLD VERA is still not willing to come back yet as she is VULNERABLE. Not as vulnerable as me love living with these 2 savages wrecking my humble abode. I am not made out for cleaning!!

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel sings Der Mussolini on carpool karaoke.

I hear Michael Gove is quite the Bip Burger fan.

Rishi Sunak reportedly a huge OMFG fan.

 

[Soldi]

In all seriousness I am going to be sore tomorrow. Who can I hire to be at my bec and call? OLD VERA is still not willing to come back yet as she is VULNERABLE. Not as vulnerable as me love living with these 2 savages wrecking my humble abode. I am not made out for cleaning!!

 

[COB]

Priti Patel begins second career as @Chlammy's backup flautist

 

[Rita]

Priti Patel and Dolly Parton - Jolene (please don’t take ma man) remix.

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel tits out singing Come on Eileen

 

[Soldi]

Priti Patel wears flammable wig at petrol station

 

[Indie]

Priti Patel pokes a platypus prior to panty party

 

[win_the_game]

I just got the biggest fright of my life. I left the house and forgot to the put the outside light on to walk over to the outhouse where I go for a crafty fag. It is pissing it down here, and so I tried to run and skited and went ARSE OVER TIT on the wet grass as I could not see the path. I think I will have a bruise resembling MEDUSA tomorrow.

Oh Rita

You still have an outhouse? Nicola Sturgeon vowed indoor plumbing for all last week although some claimed it's socialism by the backdoor.

 

[Lucille]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

 

[Soldi]

Rita wins Moopyrate 2020

 

[Rita]

Priti Patel present shipping forecast whilst getting twatted by kumquat.