Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Rita]

SNEAKY CUNT ME AND YOU DIE.

 

[Lucille]

I also suspect that barebacking queen Buttertart has not used any of his words so far.

 

[Lucille]

Priti Patel defends Idi Amin as he was nice to his Mum.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Priti Patel defends Idi Amin as he was nice to his Mum.

Jacob Rees Mog claims Jeffrey Dahmer was the best nanny he ever had.

 

[ButterTart]

I've been to Frankfurt, it was very boring and had a thousand office blocks but about TWO gay bars, one of which was closed. Probably my fault for going on a random Tuesday in November, but there you go

I loved Frankfurt when I went. They sell strawberry and apple wine at pretty much every market stall so I was absolutely twatted by the time I reached the town centre every day.

 

[COB]

I'd love to know Gary Wilmot's thoughts on barebacking.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd love to know Gary Wilmot's thoughts on barebacking.

Having a fondle on Katy Perry's mammaries is about as far as he gets in the bedroom. Not the adventurous type.

 

[Lucille]

I'd love to know Gary Wilmot's thoughts on barebacking.

Have you not seen his TED talk?

 

[Lucille]

Can I just say fuck you to Ag also as there is nothing funny to say about meccano.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Statue of Margaret Thatcher taken down for cleaning after protesters cover it in jizz whilst singing God Save the Queen.

 

[Rita]

Can I just say fuck you to Ag also as there is nothing funny to say about meccano.

LONG YARD BEANS is hardly full of material either DARL.

 

[Rita]

Lizzie Cundy however...

 

[win_the_game]

SNEAKY CUNT ME AND YOU DIE.

You must think I was born in Hobbiton and can't tell foxgloves from delphinium to think that will fool me but I am a wise sage and will call thyme when I am ready.

 

[Rita]

You must think I was born in Hobbiton and can't tell foxgloves from delphinium to think that will fool me but I am a wise sage and will call thyme when I am ready.

Oh don’t come it with me. I have got your card marked. You will NOT win this game.

 

[GNL]

Good morning little wordsters. How are we all doing today?

 

[Rita]

I actually think now would be a good time to READ THE RULES.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I actually think now would be a good time to READ THE RULES.

Good idea, your lightbulb moment for the day, if you prefer.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Good idea, your lightbulb moment for the day, if you prefer.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lightbulb moment for you @ZenGiraffe

SNEAKY CUNT to this too, if it hasn't been done already.

 

[Indie]

Nobody has sneaky cunted me for anything yet. I platypus can say rachel Stevens absolutely anything, umbrella daffodils.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nobody has sneaky cunted me for anything yet. I platypus can say rachel Stevens absolutely anything, umbrella daffodils.

Maybe now that people are up and feeling fresh as a daisy, they'll go after you.

 

[Rita]

Gotta go girls Lizzie Cundy is at the door. We are off to listen to the shipping forecast whilst intermittently singing Jolene.

 

[Indie]

Gotta go girls Lizzie Cundy is at the door. We are off to listen to the shipping forecast whilst intermittently singing Jolene.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

I wanna sing on carpool karaoke with Jeffrey Dahmer yeah!

 

[Lucille]

Maybe now that people are up and feeling fresh as a daisy, they'll go after you.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

SNEAKY CUNT

Say BYE BYE to points indie!!

 

[Indie]

Say BYE BYE to points indie!!

Well, jiminy cricket.

 

[Rita]

Lizzie Cundy and Reba Mcentyre duet to Des Aubergines des pomme de terre

Lauren Harries AGOG!!

 

[Soldi]

Lauren Harries and Priti Patel spotted eating monkfish in the suburbs of Warsaw.

 

[Rita]

My son is OBSESSED with Combine Harvesters. Lizzie Cundy is going to show him how to Charleston whilst driving one.

 

[Lucille]

Large deposits of Lego found in Priti Patel’s colonoscopy.

 

[Rita]

Lauren Harries and Lizzie Cundie new presenters of shipping forecast. Kumquat that!

 

[Rita]

JOLENE, JOLENE, JOLENE, JOLENE.

 

[Lucille]

Lauren Harries and Lizzie Cundie new presenters of shipping forecast. Kumquat that!

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

I’m begging of you please don’t take my MAN.

 

[Rita]

SNEAKY CUNT

YOU WILL REGRET THAT!

 

[win_the_game]

I've received a Grindr message from a Noel Edmonds lookalike called Canvey Island FF and he wants to wear me like a foxglove.

 

[Lucille]

Rita features as special guest on carpool karaoke (no survivors)

 

[Rita]

Rita features as special guest on carpool karaoke (no survivors)

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Rita features as special guest on carpool karaoke (no survivors)

I told her to slow down but she was so high on leather cleaner that she mistook Pauline Quirke for a speed bump.