Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Soldi]

Listening to CLOUDBUSTING and CHIQUITITA

 

[Indie]

Listening to CLOUDBUSTING and CHIQUITITA

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

What’s everyone’s most ridiculous lockdown purchase?

 

[Indie]

you'd better stay away from any nearby Swan Vesta matches.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Indie]

What’s everyone’s most ridiculous lockdown purchase?

Animal Farm by George Orwell

 

[win_the_game]

Whatever happened to Michelle McManus?

I've not seen her since she was performing amyl nitrates anthems in Canvey Island's premier gay venue such as the Sandi Toksvig Hi-NRG mix 'Dance Yourself Dizzy'.

 

[Indie]

I've not seen her since she was performing amyl nitrates anthems in Canvey Island's premier gay venue such as the Sandi Toksvig Hi-NRG mix 'Dance Yourself Dizzy'.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

I tell no lies Indie. The place was packed! Full of Susan Calman lookalikes from afar as the Isle of Sheppey and when she sung Abba's Fernando/Jill Dando mash-up, the place erupted like one of Noel Edmonds house parties.

 

[win_the_game]

I think Michelle is more popular among the lesbian community though as there weren't many gays with Tracey Thorn haircuts there as I'd expected.

 

[ButterTart]

That teacher of yours had to go to prison in the end, didn't he?

The worst part is, I was home schooled.

 

[ButterTart]

What’s everyone’s most ridiculous lockdown purchase?

The shops are still open in Jaywick, so when I visited my old pal Mussolini I filled my shopping cart with set squares, Earl Grey and French Fancies - all buy-one-get-one-free, of course.

 

[Rita]

The shops are still open in Jaywick, so when I visited my old pal Mussolini I filled my shopping cart with set squares, Earl Grey and French Fancies - all buy-one-get-one-free, of course.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

Hercule Poirot was a man who could always spot a red herring. Even if it was a double dare, or the sort of thing that you would have to be Rip Van Winkle to miss, he could solve it. He never got defeated by a one-armed bandit.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

Morning.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Morning.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

Morning Rita.

I feel like that was a massive attack on my integrity. I may be forced to move to Djibouti with Hercule Poirot as a protest.

 

[dmlaw]

I tried looking for some Rule 34 on 'The Princess and the Pea' but all I got were some disturbing photographs of Kate Middleton.

 

[Soldi]

I’ve got a HANGOVER

Head feels like a wankle rotary engine

 

[Soldi]

Morning Rita.

I feel like that was a massive attack on my integrity. I may be forced to move to Djibouti with Hercule Poirot as a protest.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Wow this is kicking off now the infamous 1984 animal liberation riot in Brigadoon.

 

[win_the_game]

I blame the opium as I haven't seen this much sneaky cunting behaviour since the audtions for the muscial theatre course at Pauline Quirke's Academy of Performing Arts in the Isle of Sheppey.

 

[Lucille]

What’s everyone’s most ridiculous lockdown purchase?

My Duplo sex dungeon set.

 

[Berly]

It’s the final day! Lots of SNEAKY CUNTing going on already!

I might have a sleuth back through the pages for a good old fashioned accusation spree

 

[Berly]

“I’ll be back” - Arnie Schwartz

 

[win_the_game]

It's been rather quiet on the chat lounge this morning! Not even members of the Midsomer bourgeoisie like Sandi Toksvig sleep this late after a night on the amyl nitrates.

 

[Berly]

We also have Ash, (after Ash Ketchum), who has destroyed many a badly hung shelf by jumping on them. Not fun when it happens at midnight, let me tell you.

SNEAKY CUNT x 2

one for a word one for a Pikachu

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SNEAKY CUNT x 2

one for a word one for a Pikachu

Oh no. I'm going to be pushing daisies after your done, aren't I?

 

[Berly]

I know mammaries aren’t your cup of Earl Grey, which of the ABBA women would you have a cheeky fondle of? The brunette one or the young, attractive one?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Indie]

Morning platypus folk.

 

[Indie]

I hope nobody is lighting any Catherine wheels this morning

 

[Indie]

That would be bad for rachel Stevens

 

[Indie]

Not to mention Jiminy cricket

 

[COB]

It's been rather quiet on the chat lounge this morning! Not even members of the Midsomer bourgeoisie like Sandi Toksvig sleep this late after a night on the amyl nitrates.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Indie]

Let's do the lambada, hey!

 

[COB]

I'm glad there weren't thousands of posts overnight, but keeping up with this is still a headfuck. A bit like keeping up with the career of Gar- oh never mind

 

[Berly]

Anyway. Everyone got their SUPPORT BUBBLES sorted for the weekend?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

I'm glad there weren't thousands of posts overnight, but keeping up with this is still a headfuck. A bit like keeping up with the career of Gar- oh never mind

GO ON SAY IT! TRACEY STUBBS DARES YOU.

 

[dmlaw]

What’s everyone’s most ridiculous lockdown purchase?

The harpsichord that I bought from Massive Attack was quite ridiculous. It has a picture of Rip Van Winkle stencilled on the side.

 

[COB]

WARY GILMOT

 

[Lucille]

Priti Patel’s colonoscopy reveals crude civilisation of arse dwelling clangers.