Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[COB]

Just found out that Gary Wilmot's real name isn't actually Gary, it's HAROLD

 

[dmlaw]

Just found out that Gary Wilmot's real name isn't actually Gary, it's HAROLD

Ann Charleston was so sad when he got washed away by that flood.

 

[Berly]

Sneezing. I may be forced to replace all of the world's grass with Astroturf.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Theresa May joins the Lavender Menace following expulsion from feminist punk-rock collective Pussy Riot.

 

[Berly]

Which of Ash Ketchum's Pokémon is our favourite?

I still miss Butterfree.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

Lord Lucan found alive and well in fancy pair of jeggings, releases TED talk on taramasalata.

 

[Lucille]

Lord Lucan found alive and well in fancy pair of jeggings, releases TED talk on taramasalata.

 

[Lucille]

Lord Lucan found alive and well in fancy pair of jeggings, releases TED talk on taramasalata.

 

[GNL]

Who won the last version of this game?

I believe Rita won the curly wurly crown and the digestive sceptre.

 

[Rita]

Lord Lucan found alive and well in fancy pair of jeggings, releases TED talk on taramasalata.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

I believe Rita won the curly wurly crown and the digestive sceptre.

 

[win_the_game]

Who won the last version of this game?

Rita by a landslide. Definitely one to keep an eye on.

 

[Rita]

I am happy to go down as the first ever winner of Moopy Word Game. Reba Mcentyre crowned me on a sunny day in Cleethorpes.

 

[Rita]

Lord Lucan found alive and well in fancy pair of jeggings, releases TED talk on taramasalata.

DOUBLE POSTING SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

'Opium' used to be my favourite perfume until I discovered 'Labia for Women' by Sandi Toksvig.

 

[Lucille]

DOUBLE POSTING SNEAKY CUNT

I only posted it once hun, you’re just seeing double! Easy on the breakfast Pinot hun. Xxx

 

[Rita]

I only posted it once hun, you’re just seeing double! Easy on the breakfast Pinot hun. Xxx

I’ll have you know I have had a lovely morning line dancing to Jolene with my new bezzy Lizzie Cundy whilst sharing a kumquat platter.

 

[GNL]

Woah! We're going to Nairobi!
Woah! Back to the island!
Woah! We're gonna have a party!
Woah! With Louise (from Eternal)

 

[GNL]

Woah! We're going to New Jersey!
Woah! Back to the island!
Woah! We're gonna have a curly wurly!
Woah! With Rachel and Cat Stevens!

 

[GNL]

Woah! We're going to The Saturdays listening party!
Woah! Back to the island!
Woah! We're gonna have to wash our dildos in the sink!
Woah! In the Zsa Zsa Gabor memorial cemetery!

 

[GNL]

Sing along if you know the words!

 

[win_the_game]

I read in the Canvey Island Chronicle that Noel Edmonds claimed a rose by any other name is still a rose.

 

[ButterTart]

Just enjoying a cup of Earl Grey and watching Anne Charleston: Flossing For The Troops, LIVE from Jaywick.

All proceeds go to the victims of foetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[ButterTart]

Sing along if you know the words!

Whoa! We're going down to Jaywick
Whoa! In a Ford Focus
Whoa! we're gonna have a fondle
Whoa! And it's buy-one-get-one-free

 

[SDF]

Sandi Toksvig spotted with tit out on the Waterloo line

 

[SDF]

Meanwhile Prue Leith banned from getting the tube on the bakerloo line due to being quite old

 

[SDF]

Paul Hollywood tweets salacious things to Mary Berry

 

[SDF]

While Mel and Sue tuck in to a slice of bread

 

[ButterTart]

Mel and Sue fill shopping cart with BOGOF bread. How much can they fit into the boot of their Ford Focus?

 

[SDF]

Loves I’m changing my name to X Æ A-Xii. It’s almost as difficult as pronouncing @cwej

 

[SDF]

Mel and Sue fill shopping cart with BOGOF bread. How much can they fit into the boot of their Ford Focus?

Warburtons baps over their seeded loaf of bread

 

[SDF]

Oh the scandal of it all

 

[dmlaw]

Does anyone remember the game show Double Dare presented by Trevor and Simon? I think the best episode was the one with the harpsichord.

 

[dmlaw]

Loves I’m changing my name to X Æ A-Xii. It’s almost as difficult as pronouncing @cwej

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

Does anyone remember the game show Double Dare presented by Trevor and Simon? I think the best episode was the one with the harpsichord.

SNEAKY CUNT

Everyone knows it was PAUL Simon who presented that, proving that foetal alcohol syndrome doesn't have to be an impediment to a glittering career in showbiz.

 

[dmlaw]

SNEAKY CUNT

Everyone knows it was PAUL Simon who presented that, proving that foetal alcohol syndrome doesn't have to be an impediment to a glittering career in showbiz.

He was the one whose house was broken into by Gino D'Acampo, wasn't he? They should have put Hercule Poirot on the case for that.

 

[dmlaw]

I've just seen that the real presenter of Double Dare was taken off his shopping channel gig after making disparaging comments about Latvians. Which country do they come from @ZenGiraffe?

 

[SDF]

Ready to ram @dmlaw with my breadstick

sneaky cunt indeed

 

[dmlaw]

Try it and I'll make you my concubine.