Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[GNL]

Oh, and curly wurlys.

 

[Berly]

Why not JOLENE?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE JOLEEEENE. Keep sneaky cunting me and I will take your points.

To the tune of JOLENE of course.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

I do like the idea of hundreds (or maybe even thousands) of dildos held aloft to remember the Saturdays though, it's quite a moving thought.

I remember when Anne Charleston did Vag Bishop: The Arena Tour off the back of her wildly successful OnlyFans account. Me and my mate Mussolini down the Jaywick Indoor Arena watching 10,000 people holding fleshlights in the air.

 

[dmlaw]

I believe this will be my last post before this closes, so I leave you with the news that a one-armed bandit has been found playing a double dare on Rip Van Winkle in Djibouti.

 

[ButterTart]

I said to him 'Geronimo, you'd think it would be bunsen burners since that's how she made her name'. Either way, she's dead now.

 

[Berly]

Something something platypus

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

When the Saturdays named their greatest hits The Finest Selection, were they referencing the Christmas treat box featuring Mars bars, Lion bars and Yorkie bars?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

I remember when Anne Charleston did Vag Bishop: The Arena Tour off the back of her wildly successful OnlyFans account. Me and my mate Mussolini down the Jaywick Indoor Arena watching 10,000 people holding fleshlights in the air.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

I said to him 'Geronimo, you'd think it would be bunsen burners since that's how she made her name'. Either way, she's dead now.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Single gay household on Canvey Island here, up for FF and HnH on Jill Dandos and amyl nitrates.

 

[ButterTart]

Have I got time for an Earl Grey with Mussolini before the competition closes? Jaywick's not far in a Ford Focus.

 

[COB]

I'm off to the supermarket in a sec, so I'll just say - Gary Wilmot is launching a new post-lockdown tour (starting in Ashby-de-la-Zouch in September!) and I'm taking my new job as his social media person very seriously.

 

[ButterTart]

I believe this will be my last post before this closes, so I leave you with the news that a one-armed bandit has been found playing a double dare on Rip Van Winkle in Djibouti.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

I'm off to the supermarket in a sec, so I'll just say - Gary Wilmot is launching a new post-lockdown tour (starting in Ashby-de-la-Zouch in September!) and I'm taking my new job as his social media person very seriously.

THOUGHT I'D GET IN ON THE SNEAKY CUNT ACTION.

 

[Rita]

I'm off to the supermarket in a sec, so I'll just say - Gary Wilmot is launching a new post-lockdown tour (starting in Ashby-de-la-Zouch in September!) and I'm taking my new job as his social media person very seriously.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

I'm off to the supermarket in a sec, so I'll just say - Gary Wilmot is launching a new post-lockdown tour (starting in Ashby-de-la-Zouch in September!) and I'm taking my new job as his social media person very seriously.

He's prone to a bit of fondling that one. He might make you floss in the buff, at least that's what my mate Mussolini tells me.

 

[GNL]

Does anyone have a picture of Mariah Carey holding a koala bear?

 

[COB]

Death by a thousand sneaky cunts (well TWO but still)

 

[GNL]

I will also accept a picture of Mariah Carey with any member of The Saturdays.

 

[ButterTart]

I thought Jaywick was in SCOTLAND until I had to Google it for this.

Look at the fucking state:

 

[Rita]

Reba Mcentyre looks really great for 65.

 

[ButterTart]

Anyone ready to get gung ho with some sneaky cuntage in the last few minutes? I'm biding my time, taking a swan dive into danger isn't really my style.

 

[Berly]

Does anyone have a picture of Mariah Carey holding a koala bear?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

buy-one-get-one-free on set squares ends TOMORROW. Fill your shopping cart!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just under HALF AN HOUR TO GO!

 

[ButterTart]

BOGOF on Bunsen Burners extends until Thursday, so plenty of time to get down to Jaywick.

 

[GNL]

Reba Mcentyre looks really great for 65.

She looks like a SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What's the reward for winning? I'm hoping for a ceremonial daisy chain and a signed picture of Jeffrey Dahmer, shipped in especially for you from Latvia.

 

[Tisch]

buy-one-get-one-free on set squares ends TOMORROW. Fill your shopping cart!

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Tisch]

What's the reward for winning? I'm hoping for a ceremonial daisy chain and a signed picture of Jeffrey Dahmer, shipped in especially for you from Latvia.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Tisch]

I thought Jaywick was in SCOTLAND until I had to Google it for this.

Look at the fucking state:

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

Can a koala bear be a red herring?

 

[Tisch]

I'm too busy holding my dildos aloft in tribute to Louise (from Eternal) while snippets from her breakthrough album play in the streets of Nairobi to listen to your cruel words.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

Poor Reba Mcentyre does not take KINDLY to getting called a SNEAKY CUNT.

 

[Tisch]

Something something platypus

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

What's the reward for winning? I'm hoping for a ceremonial daisy chain and a signed picture of Jeffrey Dahmer, shipped in especially for you from Latvia.

A socially distanced holiday for two on the Isle of Sheppey and a meet and greet with amyl nitrate enthusiast Sandi Toksvig.

 

[Tisch]

Jolene is a good shout.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Tisch]

A socially distanced holiday for two on the Isle of Sheppey and a meet and greet with amyl nitrate enthusiast Sandi Toksvig.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Tisch]

That the only one you're doing? A gamble worthy of an engorged Hercule Poirot.

SNEAKY CUNT