wildchild
I’ve paid my dues
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- Nov 13, 2005
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The scenes from The Hague Covention, no doubt.It'll end up in World War One no doubt.
The scenes from The Hague Covention, no doubt.It'll end up in World War One no doubt.
It was a total calamity.What are your feelings about Buffalo Girls?
Just had a lettuce smoothie - now off to bed
Mmm with some crusty baguetteI proper fancy a Niçoise salad now.
Sneaky cuntIs that by ABBA?
Indubitably.Allegedly.
It’s true, I actually gave both of Tischuana “stroke the ball home”Confession
All of my words are included in this article, but I'm not saying which.
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I think I understand what has happened. ButterTart got the PMs mixed up and that's why he spent the first two pages forcing the words 'take me now' into his posts. He has been left red-faced.It’s true, I actually gave both of Tischuana “stroke the ball home”![]()
Indeed. If he starts saying “here are my tits from another angle” I may have to step in.I think I understand what has happened. ButterTart got the PMs mixed up and that's why he spent the first two pages forcing the words 'take me now' into his posts. He has been left red-faced.
SweetcornWhat's everyone's favourite Scottish soup? mulligatawny or cullen skink?
I am unambiguously in favour of mulligatawny. Weirdly, the first time I tried it I was in Colwyn Bay.What's everyone's favourite Scottish soup? mulligatawny or cullen skink?
She’s the wife of the noted cricketer, Harry Kane. They spent their honeymoon on the River Nile. I bought them a glockenspiel and a jack-in-the-box as wedding presents.I have only one thing to add from my list of secret words. Who the fuck is jemima Khan?
SNEAKY CUNTShe’s the wife of the noted cricketer, Harry Kane. They spent their honeymoon on the River Nile. I bought them a glockenspiel and a jack-in-the-box as wedding presents.
May a whale shark devour your bones.SNEAKY CUNT
If I’m wrong, I’ll be stung by the sting of a thousand jellyfishMay a whale shark devour your bones.
SNEAKY CUNT
Eliza Doolittle is back! New track with Isambard Kingdom Brunel called comic sans. They're launching it in Kwik Save!
Located in the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic?Northern Rhodesia is my favourite country. At least before they jumped the shark.
So is Rita asleep?
"Marquis de Sade topless"
Located in the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic?
Located in the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic?
I really want a yurt.From Marrakesh to Berlin
And every Hillman Avenger I get in
My yurt is pumping for love
I like to set mine up on a hill in Puerto Rico and take in the stunning vista. As Jenny Eclair always says: 'Relaxation is a panacea'.I really want a yurt.