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Like Mussolini or Kennedy
He’s not in Kentucky, he’s in GuadeloupeDon't you get jam roly polys in Kentucky?

He’s not in Kentucky, he’s in GuadeloupeDon't you get jam roly polys in Kentucky?

Actually I’ve moved to TennesseeHe’s not in Kentucky, he’s in Guadeloupe![]()
I hear the brothels in Nova Scotia are particularly great. Ever since the dissolution of the monastries there they've gone from strength to strength
I hear Dartmoor, Nova Scotia and Winchester are lovely this time of year.Actually I’ve moved to Tennessee
Fuck Dorking's drag right?I hear Dartmoor, Nova Scotia and Winchester are lovely this time of year.
Congratulations on your Wedding dead! I'm so happy for you. Now tell me all about it! Where's the venue? Are you serving lettuce?Well either of those things go great with custard I can tell you that!
My PM says that I should try and use the words Harry Kane, Jack-in-the-box, Whale Shark and River Nile? Was that the correct one?Someone has used someone else's word and I panicked and had to go back and check I sent all the right PMs out![]()
Is "Congratulations dead" the new "Delete it fat"?Congratulations on your Wedding dead! I'm so happy for you. Now tell me all about it! Where's the venue? Are you serving lettuce?
A lovely spot near Dorking! No lettuce unfortunately, but lots of custardCongratulations on your Wedding dead! I'm so happy for you. Now tell me all about it! Where's the venue? Are you serving lettuce?
Not to mention macademia nuts!Well either of those things go great with custard I can tell you that!
Not got the weather, unfortunately. Puerto Rico, on the other hand, that’s like the Colwyn Bay of the Americas. Harold Pinter wrote quite a lot about it.I hear Dartmoor, Nova Scotia and Winchester are lovely this time of year.
Imagine if those really were my words. You'll all be left red-faced.My PM says that I should try and use the words Harry Kane, Jack-in-the-box, Whale Shark and River Nile? Was that the correct one?
So, England v Germany? Who's scoring? If say Harry Kane and Reheem Sterling, but my predictions are as bad as a Michael Fish weather forecast.
That's nice. Now where are you going on your honey moon? Have you considered Louvre?A lovely spot near Dorking! No lettuce unfortunately, but lots of custard![]()
It would be really fortuitous it they were!Imagine if those really were my words. You'll all be left red-faced.

Might take a ride down there in my Hillman Avenger. Or take in the vista while riding my Vespa.A lovely spot near Dorking! No lettuce unfortunately, but lots of custard![]()
I'm more of a cheesecake person myself, especially if it's topped with some fruit coulis.You know what I really fancy? A JAM ROLY POLY.
It's on the list. Just under Nova Scotia!That's nice. Now where are you going on your honey moon? Have you considered Louvre?
Marquis de Sade always used to say that during the Ming Dynasty, actually.Is "Congratulations dead" the new "Delete it fat"?
Only if it's been made using Whale Shark.Does anyone like KEDGEREE?
Is that a Spanish dish? I'm sure I had it with tapas once.Does anyone like KEDGEREE?
I don't care for your hyperbole. It was Sade, not Marquis de Sade.Marquis de Sade always used to say that during the Ming Dynasty, actually.
I once read an article about MC Hammer's love of glockenspiel. Not sure I believe it, might be a load of old sweaty bollocks.Might I suggest Super Mario plays glockenspiel in the darkness? You can have that gratis.
It was Ronald ReaganI don't care for your hyperbole. It was Sade, not Marquis de Sade.
Is that a Spanish dish? I'm sure I had it with tapas once.
Thanks love =)I don't care for your hyperbole. It was Sade, not Marquis de Sade.
Delicious. And keeps so well they served it to the astronautsSpanish? I always assumed it was SCOTTISH. It is cooked with smoked haddock, boiled rice, eggs, curry powder, and butter/cream. It is delicious and regularly served up at Dollywood in Tennessee.
Marquis de Sade always used to say that during the Ming Dynasty, actually.

I hear the food served to astronauts is inedible, filled with mothballs and other dusty crap. Probably not the most dangerous thing to encounter in Space.Delicious. And keeps so well they served it to the astronauts
I saw a documentary about the astonauts the other day. The eat a lot of Macademia nuts since they are rich with oil and extremely nutrious. Also, lettuce.Delicious. And keeps so well they served it to the astronauts
Maybe in Russia but NASA only serves the beer Scottish delicaciesI hear the food served to astronauts is inedible, filled with mothballs and other dusty crap. Probably not the most dangerous thing to encounter in Space.
I had a cat called socks too! Common name for pussies.My mum has a cat called SOCKS. I prefer dogs like Anne of Cleves, god rest her poor tortured soul.x
I had a cat called socks too! Common name for pussies.
Only ever eat cheesecake with a side of Ben & Jerry’s Phish foodI'm more of a cheesecake person myself, especially if it's topped with some fruit coulis.