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Sometimes jam roly polys and anything from Roly's fudge shop. Anything with Roly in it basically.Jellyfish aren’t your standard pets. What do you feed them? And don’t say custard you silly ghoul![]()
Sometimes jam roly polys and anything from Roly's fudge shop. Anything with Roly in it basically.Jellyfish aren’t your standard pets. What do you feed them? And don’t say custard you silly ghoul![]()
Prolytariat?Sometimes jam roly polys and anything from Roly's fudge shop. Anything with Roly in it basically.
If I can get my hands on some that's really fortuitous!Prolytariat?
Does seem to be a popular motion of the Gen Z youth. Not sure about the proletariat though. They love our Queen. Allegedly.If I can get my hands on some that's really fortuitous!
You know what they're into don't you? The dissolution of the monastries!
Interesting to see Wills and Kate in the crowd! Our Royal family supporting our boys… or were they?
Can you hear the drams fandango? Love ABBAOh sorry. Thought this was football thread.
Badgers apricot fandango.
More or less than Dame Dannii?Can you hear the drams fandango? Love ABBA
Sneaky cuntI’m sure you will all join me in congratulating Harry Kane - the whale shark of English football.
Can you hear the drams fandango? Love ABBA
Full title please, Dame Dannii Minogue is clearly the more talented musician but ABBA aren’t far behind in terms of talentMore or less than Dame Dannii?
I loved it when Naga Munchetty danced the Vietnamese waltz on strictly come dancingI am feeling like a Vietnamese Waltz. I wish you were here to whizz me off my feet x
I loved it when Naga Munchetty danced the Vietnamese waltz on strictly come dancing
Drams? What a silly ghoul, I meant DRUMS.Can you hear the drams fandango? Love ABBA
He's the Puerto Rico to Grealish's important bits of AmericaI’m sure you will all join me in congratulating Harry Kane - the whale shark of English football.
They'll be celebrating from Jaywick to Colwyn Bay tonight.Can you hear the drams fandango? Love ABBA
OT: There should be a comedy about lesbians in Feudal China called The Minge Dynasty. Jenny Eclair should write it.So at what time does Rita sleep? Is it during the Ming Dynasty?
Keira Knightley to play Rachey in Louvre.OT: There should be a comedy about lesbians in Feudal China called The Minge Dynasty. Jenny Eclair should write it.
Seriously Kate? You gave him "beer"?We are here to drink your beer.

And steal your rum at the point of a gun.We are here to drink your beer.
We are here to drink your beer.
Ah, the immortal Harold Pinter.And steal your rum at the point of a gun.

George Bernard Shaw used to drink a pint to calm his nerves before going down the pub to get shitfaced. Quite the regular fixture down The Fox And Yurt in Colwyn Bay, he was.Rum and custard - it works! Felicity Kendal swears by it.
Rum and custard - it works! Felicity Kendal swears by it.
He was also a guest on the Alan Carr hit podcast ‘Life’s A Beach’ it really is great listening, highly recommendI need to calm down after the game, so I’m going wing walking with Romesh Ranganathan.
I’m also back. I was in IndonesiaI'm back, just been playing Legend of Zelda on the old Nintendo 64.