MOOPY SECRET WORD - Results 6pm!

@Kate When does this calamity end so I can return into self imposed isolation?

Also I'm on a train to Dubrovnik with Eliza Doolittle and I'm going to lose connection soon.
 
I'd like to say it's been a truly awful experience. Worse than the time my phone's font was comic sans.

Sandie Shaw, would never.
 
Honestly that gravy drinking beach dwelling Jet Gladiators has a lot to answer for.

Her trip to Ljubljana was notorious.
 
That said my weekend with David Mellor in Mudchute was one of injustice and calamity.
 
He spilt sweetcorn all over my local branch of Kwik Save.

John Major was furious.
 
Honestly my trip to Mudchute with Jet from Gladiators was such a beach!

Ain't nuffin sneaky bout me!
 
Do you remember Sezer off Big Brother 2006? His surname was Yurtseven. Yurt Seven sounds like a hippie Shed Seven tribute band.
Shed Seven have never toured with The Rednex, although they may have appeared on Loose Women.
 
I mean this is basically just shitposting and I am a fan of it.

Jeremy beadle in Northern Rhodesia eating a bikini
 
I’m about to go into back to back meetings for the majority of the day so I think my time in this game is up. Hopefully a last minute rampage of sneaky cunting can be squeezed in before game play ends - aurevoir mon petit baguette
 
ButterTart said:
Do you remember Sezer off Big Brother 2006? His surname was Yurtseven. Yurt Seven sounds like a hippie Shed Seven tribute band.
Shed Seven have never toured with The Rednex, although they may have appeared on Loose Women.
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I remember him, he seemed to drop off the face of the earth, perhaps he's at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, or The Indian.

Mothball.
 
ZenGiraffe said:
Has anyone been to the Rocky Mountains? I saw a documentary by Michael Portillo about that train that goes from Vancouver through them, and they were STUNNING.
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I was there with Morticia Addams, topless, eating lettuce, watching Dynasty, during The Hague Convention.
 
Morning cunty sneaks! Well I was thinking of finishing at 5:30pm with results at 6. Or will we all be SPENT before that?
 
ButterTart said:
Do you remember Sezer off Big Brother 2006? His surname was Yurtseven. Yurt Seven sounds like a hippie Shed Seven tribute band.
Shed Seven have never toured with The Rednex, although they may have appeared on Loose Women.
Click to expand...

SNEAKY CUNT
 
Question to all the contestants; where were you when JFK was shoot - and with whom?
 
wildchild said:
Question to all the contestants; where were you when JFK was shoot - and with whom?
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Harry Kane and I were fishing for whale shark in the River Nile. Harry Kane caught one and he jumped like a jack-in-the box.
 
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