Moopy Valentines service 2021 - send your messages in!

[Whatevar]

I got chocolates and a book about gay conversion therapy. Romantic.

 

[Lucille]

I hope my many many lovers and well wishers found my parent’s address this year

 

[Star]

First up!

@Gangsta Nancy Lam

When you posted a rainbow I thought
How beautiful it would look
Reflected in your eyes
And if you ever cut your hair short
I can't say for sure but
I think a part of me might die
Because you're a portrait as you are
Of loveliness and class and beauty
I'm not musical but I'd sing for you on the guitar
Or serenade you with a flute-y
Tune designed to win your heart
Or even your attention
And when you list the men you'd really like
To keep you warm in the long, cold, lonely night
I'm pretty sure there is no mention
Of this "secret" admirer
Maybe I don't impress you much
My reputation's never been worse,
My poetry never direr
Than on this exquisitely grey evening
As I whisper "fuck you,
But also please come through"
To the cruel Saint Valentine
And I ponder how to make your heart sing
And if you'll ever be mine
Anyway, I'd better wrap this up,
I'm trying my hardest to find a way
In case you're already dialling the police
There's only one more thing I have to say
Just know that if you're in need of a fleece
To keep cosy this February,
Or for the rest of your Winters
I'll be that for you, 99% soft cotton
Old cardigan, fave sweatshirt, whatever
100% power bottom
From the fourteenth until forever
For you I'll banish the chill
For you I'll be running up that hill,
And if you say you'll be my man
I'll address my next verse to
"My darling Gangsta Nancy Lam"

 

[Star]

@big ron

my dealer just texted me, he has some excellent ket, 70€ 1g should I order some for you too? x

 

[Star]

@Kate

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Here's a lovely valentine message
Now I believe you promised tits out, so please WhatsApp me on 07735 272610, or alternatively I'll give you my postal address if you'd prefer to send a portfolio. Thank you in advance.

 

[Star]

@ButterTart

Gay, straight or in between
ButterTart is the coolest guy
Can't get enough of this queen
I love him, I can't deny

 

[Star]

@Nancy

 

[Star]

@Soldi

Roses are red
Soldi is cute
if you were 20 years older
I'd pick you

 

[Lucille]

omg at the ode to GNL!

 

[ButterTart]

That message is proper sweet. Cheers to my mystery admirer for the first valentine's message I've had since I was at school.

 

[Lucille]

@big ron

my dealer just texted me, he has some excellent ket, 70€ 1g should I order some for you too? x

Is ket that PRICEY nowadays?!?

 

[Star]

@Lucille

Lucille and I
Sitting in a tree
R-I-M-M-I-N-G

Spoiler

https://3milliondogs.com/blog-assets-two/2012/06/6-dog-sniffing-butt.jpg

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[Tisch]

These are so beautiful

I have cry!

 

[Star]

@Diddy

You give good head
HA! HA! HA!!!
*clunk*
Please let me into your land of fire soon

 

[Star]

@Penelope

I love you :emoji_cupid:

 

[Lucille]

AWWWWW

 

[Star]

Back later with some more!

 

[big ron]

@big ron

my dealer just texted me, he has some excellent ket, 70€ 1g should I order some for you too? x

Whoever sent this knows the way to my heart

 

[Jark]

@big ron

my dealer just texted me, he has some excellent ket, 70€ 1g should I order some for you too? x

true romance!

 

[Soldi]

Hi loves I’ve woken up and for some reason I’m suddenly 39 x

 

[Tisch]

Hi loves I’ve woken up and for some reason I’m suddenly 39 x

Welcome to ALL OF OUR WORLDS

 

[jivafox]

Hi loves I’ve woken up and for some reason I’m suddenly 39 x

This is every day after 25.

 

[Lucille]

Lol everyone work out how old they’ll be when Soldi is 39 if your really want to have a complete breakdown today.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lol everyone work out how old they’ll be when Soldi is 39 if your really want to have a complete breakdown today.

DEAD?

 

[Soldi]

Actually my secret admirer can FUCK OFF. Either FUCK ME NOW or FUCK OFF

 

[ButterTart]

Lol everyone work out how old they’ll be when Soldi is 39 if your really want to have a complete breakdown today.

I'll be 42!

 

[Tisch]

Actually my secret admirer can FUCK OFF. Either FUCK ME NOW or FUCK OFF

I think you've woken up being embodied by Rita, not 39!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Agog at the ode to @Gangsta Nancy Lam!

It's a touch, dare I say UNHINGED.

 

[Star]

Agog at the ode to @Gangsta Nancy Lam!

It's a touch, dare I say UNHINGED.

That's what TRUE LOVE does to you :emoji_heart_eyes:

 

[Star]

@Dark Carnival

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Take me to bed
And cum where I poo

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Dark Carnival

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Take me to bed
And cum where I poo

JESUS

 

[Star]

@Mugatu

Mugatu you give me real big dick energy with your posts. I want to shoot guns at the night sky and speed down the freeway the wrong way with you. Eyes shut. I have no idea what you look like but its the first time ive got BDE from any poster on any forum, ever. Happy valentines

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Dark Carnival

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Take me to bed
And cum where I poo

omg

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok

 

[Star]

@Tisch @Iguana

Two’s company, three’s a crowd,
In the words of J-Lo let’s get loud

 

[Star]

@COB

Oh Cobbie
You came and gave me a blow-jobbie
On your furlough away from your jobbie

 

[Star]

@Rita

Roses are red
Rita if only you were a man
But nobody's perfect
I love you, I stan

 

[Star]

@Soldi

For you, my body will be READY!
(in 2035)

 

[Penelope]

@COB

Oh Cobbie
You came and gave me a blow-jobbie
On your furlough away from your jobbie

This is NOT okay in Scots!