Moopy Valentines service 2021 - send your messages in!

[Soldi]

Well be ready in 2021 not 2035 DC

 

[COB]

@COB

Oh Cobbie
You came and gave me a blow-jobbie
On your furlough away from your jobbie

 

[Star]

@dUb

Things gay people like? You.

 

[RS]

If I were GNL I’d call the police

 

[Iguana]

@Tisch @Iguana

Two’s company, three’s a crowd,
In the words of J-Lo let’s get loud

Oh my!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If I were GNL I’d call the police

It really is a Stan rewrite.

 

[Star]

@ZenGiraffe

Wish I was this lettuce x

 

[Jark]

rhyming jobbie with jobbie? incredible

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe

Wish I was this lettuce x

Most romantic thing that's ever been said to me.

 

[Star]

Most romantic thing that's ever been said to me.

It was baby Dannii's favourite message so far;
'Eat eat!'

 

[Iguana]

It was baby Dannii's favourite message so far;
'Eat eat!'

I had the same reaction to the message to @Lucille

 

[Indie]

I eat all my lettuces out of pint glasses

 

[GNL]

Shout out to my secret admirer for that MASTERWORK

 

[Star]

@Jark

Just
Awesome
Really
Kissable

You’ve got the Cupid’s bow, I’ve got the arrow :emoji_kiss:

 

[Star]

@REDACTED


To you my beloved [REDACTED]
For you my penis is enacted
You are the shark in the water
The hole in my daughter

To you my darling [REDACTED]
I love you and that's a fact, Ted
You're the sperm in my fridge
The Ure after my Midge

For you my beloved [REDACTED]
I'm going paint my back red
You're the finest of your ilk
Please drown me in your milk

And you my beloved [REDACTED]
Please slither into my bed
For tonight you're Enya's handbag
I'm going to force you to gag, slag

I love you [REDACTED]

 

[Star]

@Haiku

Well hello Haiku
I thought you might appreciate
A little message

 

[Star]

@Floppet

I'd love for you to come around and put my shelves up, phwoar.

 

[Star]

@Iguana

I like your scales
Show us your tongue

 

[Star]

@ButterTart

 

[Iguana]

@Iguana

I like your scales
Show us your tongue

 

[Star]

I think that vocaroo link works?

 

[COB]

@ButterTart

OMG Well done, mysterious lady.

 

[Iguana]

@ButterTart

I always wondered what @Rita sounded like!

 

[Tisch]

@ButterTart

It's like an episode of The Archers!

 

[Diddy]

@Diddy

You give good head
HA! HA! HA!!!
*clunk*
Please let me into your land of fire soon

i feel like there are references I’m missing but I appreciate it. I’ll let you in my borders whenever you like

 

[RS]

@ButterTart

What is this vulgar cultural appropriation! Leave our bussies alone

 

[Dark Carnival]

@ButterTart

!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg I’m putting MAH PUSSEH’S NOT FUSSEH as my Grindr bio!

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart

This is ART.

 

[Dark Carnival]

IM STILL SCREAMING

 

[jivafox]

They should have ALL been voice notes.

 

[Star]

They should have ALL been voice notes.

THERE IS STILL TIME The day is young!*


*I'll be signing off about 6pm for my dinner

 

[ButterTart]

I might compose a short piece for one of my secret admirers.

 

[Star]

@Lucille

The handsome face, the perfect hair, there’s no mystique, but do I care? To Moopy you are just a hole. To me? A thief, my heart you stole

 

[Star]

@Soldi

Comé va! Comé va! Comé va!
CLAP CLAP
Oh you might need to get that checked out sorry

 

[Star]

@Rita

There was a vixen named Rita,
Who some call a cougar or cheetah,
She lifted her skirt
When she started to flirt
But I only came around to read the meter

 

[Star]

@RaspberrySwirl

If only we could have been locked down together

 

[Rita]

@Rita

There was a vixen named Rita,
Who some call a cougar or cheetah,
She lifted her skirt
When she started to flirt
But I only came around to read the meter

!

 

[Lucille]

@Lucille

The handsome face, the perfect hair, there’s no mystique, but do I care? To Moopy you are just a hole. To me? A thief, my heart you stole

 

[Star]

@BoysForSeles

Oh BoysforSeles...

I will never forget the first time i laid eyes on your gym selfie, I couldn't help but be drawn to your very beautiful orange trainers It took me a while to focus on anything else but then I noticed those little strap on sweat cuffs *swoon*

I was trying to work out the logo, were they Head? (I love a bit of head i do).

It looks like you're very well equipped (The weightrack is stacked) but if you feel like lifting something a bit heavier or ever want to make a bit of a racquet sometime, i would love to be your special dumbbelle.

The balls in your court.

Your secret Moopy admirer.

XOXO