Moopy Valentines service 2021 - send your messages in!

:horny: @Tisch :horny:

When you break it down it's simple
We are one and one makes two
And the answer to the riddle
Is that I'm in love with you
All the future we have waited
A greater hand designed
So that I am yours forever
And you are even more mine
I am yours forever
And you are even more mine
 
Thank you Secret Admirer I wish I was locked down just to want to flee.
 
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Star said:
:horny: @Kate :horny:

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Here's a lovely valentine message
Now I believe you promised tits out, so please WhatsApp me on 07735 272610, or alternatively I'll give you my postal address if you'd prefer to send a portfolio. Thank you in advance.
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Trying to decide if this is a real number or perhaps a police entrapment scheme
 
Star said:
:horny: @Tisch :horny:

When you break it down it's simple
We are one and one makes two
And the answer to the riddle
Is that I'm in love with you
All the future we have waited
A greater hand designed
So that I am yours forever
And you are even more mine
I am yours forever
And you are even more mine
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REAL TEARS
 
Diddy said:
i feel like there are references I’m missing but I appreciate it. I’ll let you in my borders whenever you like
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Is the head thing not a reference to this? It's your star turn in most of your videos...
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Star said:
:horny: @BoysForSeles :horny:

Oh BoysforSeles...

I will never forget the first time i laid eyes on your gym selfie, I couldn't help but be drawn to your very beautiful orange trainers It took me a while to focus on anything else but then I noticed those little strap on sweat cuffs *swoon*

I was trying to work out the logo, were they Head? (I love a bit of head i do).

It looks like you're very well equipped (The weightrack is stacked) but if you feel like lifting something a bit heavier or ever want to make a bit of a racquet sometime, i would love to be your special dumbbelle.

The balls in your court.

Your secret Moopy admirer. :love:

XOXO
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Lovely attention to detail. PM me hun, it’s been a while xxx
 
@Star are you still accepting new valentine messages?

Figure if I can't get any from other people then I can do a bit of self-love.
 
:horny: @Floppet :horny:

My beautiful floppet, what you do to my heart please stop it

People ask what’s in your bag?

I advise a pork pie, inhaler, and a fag

You told us Peter Kay was dead

Why can’t I get you out of my head

Bolton’s very own majestic DIY queen

Your expertise with a hammer, chisel, and chainsaw offscreen

The wife of Mr F, and mother of spawn

Cant wait until summer when you talk about mowing your front lawn

Anyway Floppet, I just wrote this poem to let you know

We love you, we need you and I hope you and Mr F have a fabulous day frolicking in the snow
 
:horny: @Indie @Ag :horny:

Ag and Indie: a platonic message

To Ag and Indie
Since you've both so subtly hinted...

Are you one of ButterTart's excellent posts?
Because I like you.

Not in that way, mind
Like, as in I count you as friends.

As in I'd help you repaint the living room
Or go to the pub with you on a Saturday afternoon if you were bored.

And I don't knock around with bellends
So this is basically the highest praise you could receive.

Which is all very nice and wholesome
But sadly neither sexy nor romantic.

If @Kate sends me that sideboob photo
I'll forward it to you.

You're welcome.

(This isn't a poem
I just like the noise
my 'enter' key makes.)
 
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