Moopy Valentines service 2021 - send your messages in!

[Star]

@Indie

There once was an Indie Rocker
More of a cyclist than walker
I’d like to cop a feel
Of his thighs of steel
And bury his face in my knockers

 

[Indie]

AHA

Ha. Well sleuthed, but it wasn't me.

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart

HOLY SHIT!

Mind you, it's not the first time I've caused a lass to make those noises* so it just means ol' Butters has still got it

*I once accidentally hit a girl in the tit with a rounders bat.

 

[Kate]

@ButterTart

Is this that bitch @Zu-Klara trying to muscle her way back in? SLAG

 

[Star]

@dUb

Rub a dub dub dub
Fancy a scrub?
Just two in a tub
I’ll bring the rubber... ducks

 

[Star]

@Kate

Please don’t hate
But we can’t date
So I’ll masturbate
Until I’m straight
And maybe you’ll wait
But I could be a while.

 

[Star]

Miss @Kate is going to get herself a rep with these messages

 

[Kate]

I’ve got a lot of topless selfies to take later.

 

[Kate]

@Kate

Please don’t hate
But we can’t date
So I’ll masturbate
Until I’m straight
And maybe you’ll wait
But I could be a while.

Happy to watch while I wait hun x

 

[Indie]

I’ve got a lot of topless selfies to take later.

I regret giving out a fake WhatsApp number now.

 

[Kate]

I’ll pop them in the admin forum.

 

[Star]

I regret giving out a fake WhatsApp number now.

I wouldn't trust anything he says, I'm sure he's mafia.

 

[Star]

@ButterTart

Buttertart
Can I be your Bret Hart?
I’m a real sharp shooter. I’ll even give you pink eye

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart

Buttertart
Can I be your Bret Hart?
I’m a real sharp shooter. I’ll even give you pink eye

This is some specific knowledge
HMU for hot wrestling chat.

 

[Star]

@Iguana

 

[Star]

@Soldi

There were two in the bed
And the daddy one said
ROLL OVER

 

[COB]

@Iguana

!!!

 

[Star]

!!!

You might need to explain it to me

 

[Iguana]

@Iguana

:emoji_ocean::emoji_heartbeat:

 

[COB]

I think our dear @Sally Thomsett might have had a fall while thinking about Iguana

 

[funky]

Ok I’ve sent SIX and received NONE

FUCK YOU ALL

 

[Iguana]

Do you have more money this year than you did last year?

Your favourite Moopy poster(s) 2020?

What was your favourite music related thing over the past year? (song/album/artist etc)

What were your favourite CULTURAL things in 2020? (TV/cinema/whatever)

Were you happier at the end of 2020 than you were at the end of 2019?

What was the nicest thing someone did for you this year?

Do you have any habits you want to change, cultivate or get rid of in 2021?

One thing you're looking forward to in 2021 that ISN'T the vaccine/society reopening

Am now going to have to give this another listen

 

[Star]

@Administrator @Moderator

Roses are red
I'm waving a fan
Make everyone sign up for The Masked Mooper
Or start dishing out bans

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Administrator @Moderator

Roses are red
I'm waving a fan
Make everyone sign up for The Masked Mooper
Or start dishing out bans

I wonder who this is?

 

[funky]

Funky
Hunky
Monkey
Clunky
Kerplunky

come on I’m a RHYMING GIFT!

 

[Star]

@COB

"You are worthy of my grace"

 

[AlgoAlex]

Funky
Hunky
Monkey
Clunky
Kerplunky

come on I’m a RHYMING GIFT!

You do realise we will assume any Star posts now are self composed

 

[Star]

@funky

I've heard it's not just the house that's deep

 

[Lucille]

@Sally Thomsett sounds positively SODDEN!

 

[Star]

@Soldi

 

[K.C.]

Daddy @Diddy, please diddle me.

 

[COB]

@COB

"You are worthy of my grace"

 

[COB]

@Sally Thomsett sounds positively SODDEN!

The perils of a walk-in bath!

 

[K.C.]

I'd also like to take this opportunity to announce that I've started dating someone from Moopy.

 

[Star]

I'd also like to take this opportunity to announce that I've started dating someone from Moopy.

I thought we were keeping that quiet for now

 

[Star]

@ZenGiraffe

You know who's who :emoji_heart_eyes_cat:

 

[K.C.]

I thought we were keeping that quiet for now

Oh Star...if I could with you I SO WOULD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe

You know who's who :emoji_heart_eyes_cat:

This is an all too familiar scene

 

[Star]

@vespertine

 

[jivafox]

So happy for everyone who got messages today