Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems - Bonus Round: The Results

[ButterTart]

YAY NICKI FRENCH!

I love this HOT FUCKING TRASH.

Like every homosexual I have seen her live. She really is Tina Cousins' drunk aunt.

I've seen her live twice.

 

[dmlaw]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well, I'm sorry. This can just fuck all the way off. If we had to have UK Eurovision entry in the final, I'd really have preferred Michael Ball.

We have Gina G.

 

[ButterTart]

This was a TOP FIVE HIT in the US!!

And here!

 

[Lucille]

Is putting me in the mood for poppers though.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nicki French looks like both of the women who played Gary's wife in Goodnight Sweetheart.

DEAD

 

[Lume]

Poor Tina. At least she disposes of the bottles in the Kinga fashion when she's necked them.

FUN FACT! Tina Cousins used to date the
first 'Bachelor' of Finland (who looked like a PIG'S CUNT) and she was not a rare sight at the streets of Helsinki crying after the CUNT in the dark winter nights after the nightclubs were closed.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And here!

Yeah but that's NORMAL. 1995 was all RnB and bad country in America. Not 10p hi-NRG remixes of 80s power ballads!

 

[Soldi]

I should’ve gone and got some coke now instead of earlier

 

[Lucille]

If this beat either of my TWO entries I’ll be FURIOUS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FUN FACT! Tina Cousins used to date the
first 'Bachelor' of Finland (who looked like a PIG'S CUNT) and she was not a rare sight at the streets of Helsinki crying after the CUNT in the dark winter nights after the nightclubs were closed.

We need to HELP HER!

 

[Soldi]

This next one was HIGHLY SCORED by the SOLDI JURY

 

[ButterTart]

'Oh' Says Kate 'They'll never vote for Phats & Small.'

Well, they did. This came 26th, it's a banger, and it should have qualified first time around.

Also, he's nobbing Vanessa Feltz.

 

[dmlaw]

I've just noticed that Nicki seems to have Sarah Greene on backing vocals.

 

[COB]

Friends fear I'm sick of this Phats & Small one due to overplay at the time.

 

[Lucille]

Speaking of making it till the end of the night who’s anticipating still being conscious in THREE HOURS when this is over.

 

[Kate]

Oh my BOYS!

 

[ButterTart]

FUN FACT! Tina Cousins used to date the
first 'Bachelor' of Finland (who looked like a PIG'S CUNT) and she was not a rare sight at the streets of Helsinki crying after the CUNT in the dark winter nights after the nightclubs were closed.

Oh my God. I honestly thought she was all mumsy and frumpy and only did guest vocals to pay her way through teaching assistant school.

 

[Lucille]

FUN FACT! Tina Cousins used to date the
first 'Bachelor' of Finland (who looked like a PIG'S CUNT) and she was not a rare sight at the streets of Helsinki crying after the CUNT in the dark winter nights after the nightclubs were closed.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my BOYS!

You're on FOUR qualifiers so far.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't HATE Turn Around, but it's such a catalog advert song based on the idea you can TURN your life AROUND with a new floral print dress.

Also Brighton

 

[Lucille]

Well done for persevering with these cunts Kate this is sublime!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm sure there was a dance to this in Phoenix Nights.

 

[Alla]

You should be ashamed of yourself.

You better know yourself if you're talking about me, little girl.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He was on WIFE SWAP!

 

[ButterTart]

Friends fear I'm sick of this Phats & Small one due to overplay at the time.

There's never a wrong time for that subheading.

 

[dmlaw]

You better know yourself if you're talking about me, little girl.

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

 

[COB]

The return of MS Kelly!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Friends fear I'm sick of this Phats & Small one due to overplay at the time.

Friends FEAR she's spouting SHIT AGAIN!

 

[Soldi]

Was this another @Kate nomination?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ok I'm not a K-ro HATER. Commander is the TITS.

 

[Soldi]

I prefer WORK to Commander though

 

[COB]

A reminder that David Guetta recently ENDED RACISM.

 

[ButterTart]

Kelly Rowland picks up the receiver for the landline in her glitzy Des Moines studio apartment.
"Hello? Agent? I've heard about these people called 'the gays'. I want to make money off them. Put your best minds on it."
And lo, nearly half an hour later, Commander had been written and recorded.

THIS WON THE WHOLE FUCKING SEMIFINAL!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She also looks like such a DRAG QUEEN in the video. Michelle would hate it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THIS WON THE WHOLE FUCKING SEMIFINAL!

SHUT UP!

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, look, there are two of her in the video. Now there are two people who are a more insipid Alexandra Burke.

 

[ButterTart]

I think I like this more than anything Beyonce has ever done, in fairness. Not hard, but still...

 

[Soldi]

THIS WON THE WHOLE FUCKING SEMIFINAL!

 

[COB]

Oh my FUCKING SHIT!!