Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems - Bonus Round: The Results

[ButterTart]

SHUT UP!

Smashing it from halfway through the week.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fucking YES TO THIS

 

[COB]

Physically shaking here

 

[Lucille]

I once had such a MOMENT to this in POLO LOUNGE in Glasgow.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Whenever I hear this I am REMINDED of what an ABSOLUTE STOMP it is!

 

[Soldi]

Oh for the LOVE of LIZ TRUSS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll PWOVIDE THE ANSWER!

 

[dmlaw]

Finally some really high quality dance music.

 

[Lucille]

This really is the definition of GAY COMA.

 

[Kate]

Well done for persevering with these cunts Kate this is sublime!

Thanks huns <3

 

[ButterTart]

THEY DID IT!

Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen. This came nineteenth, and @ZenGiraffe has basically accomplished every one of his life's goals before he's even thirty.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have MUTED this JOKE ENTRY.

I haven't muted a single other song.

Makes a MOCKERY of the whole thing.

 

[COB]

What a time to be alive!

 

[Lucille]

Sorry WHO THE FUCK ate the Caramella Girls.

 

[ButterTart]

Caramellaboob rate:
Brown hair - bit slaggy, quite the mover
Purple hair - trying far too hard
School uniform - thirteen years old. Not worth the amber alert.

 

[Soldi]

I’m not even a big fan of CARAMEL

TOO STICKY

 

[dmlaw]

Which Caramella Girl do you think has the hairiest fanny?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have MUTED this JOKE ENTRY.

I haven't muted a single other song.

Makes a MOCKERY of the whole thing.

U ok Hun?

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry WHO THE FUCK ate the Caramella Girls.

Multilingual dance pop pioneers.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maybe I should have entered GILEAD as it's now known!

 

[Lucille]

I do love this but did it even exist until 6 weeks ago?

 

[COB]

Attention! This song is available on iTunes Store.

 

[Lucille]

Multilingual dance pop pioneers.

NATURALLY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

U ok Hun?

Yeah it's just piss. With blood in it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I do love this but did it even exist until 6 weeks ago?

Quite.

 

[Soldi]

 

[ButterTart]

We're firmly in Eurotrash territory here. Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe. @Alla's second scalp.

I fucking LOVE this. I'd love it more with the 'old pop in an oak' alternate lyrics you sometimes hear, but I'm more than happy with this version.

 

[COB]

I've never liked this one too much.

 

[Alla]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Lucille]

Now this is ROTTEN.

 

[Soldi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don’t know about everyone else but I’ve also been getting frantic PM’s from Alla that say the same thing. Should we be worried?

 

[ButterTart]

This and Music Man. Every school disco worth going to had to have both.

 

[Lucille]

Current ad ‘barefoot wine seltzers’

This algorithm knows me better then my mother.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now Rednex is more like it!

At least it's not from last week.

To be fair in terms of the original, it's probably fighting with Right In The Night for the actual oldest.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Current ad ‘barefoot wine seltzers’

This algorithm knows me better then my mother.

I had that one!

 

[Alla]

I don’t know about everyone else but I’ve also been getting frantic PM’s from Alla that say the same thing. Should we be worried?

You fucking liar, watch your mouth!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Although it's rather more NOVELTY than BANGER!

 

[COB]

wikifeet.com/wine_seltzers

 

[Lume]

Kelly Rowland picks up the receiver for the landline in her glitzy Des Moines studio apartment.
"Hello? Agent? I've heard about these people called 'the gays'. I want to make money off them. Put your best minds on it."
And lo, nearly half an hour later, Commander had been written and recorded.

THIS WON THE WHOLE FUCKING SEMIFINAL!

Fuck yeah! I'm quite happy with just ONE if it's the WINNING ONE

 

[ButterTart]

@Devil gets his first finalist with La Bouche - Sweet Dreams. This came 27th, and was a bit of a late bloomer. I don't think it had been anywhere near qualifying until earlier today.

 

[COB]

La Bouche just missed points from me this time, on the reasoning that I gave them lots for a previous round