Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems - Bonus Round: The Results

[AGinAg (37)]

Zombie Nation!

YAY!

Whip your PURPLE VIBRATORS OUT GIRLS!

 

[dmlaw]

I repeat that the fact that the song is Kerncraft 400 and the band is Zombie Nation is the single most astonishing thing that I have learned from these rates.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How did we MISS THIS?

 

[ButterTart]

Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation. This came 11th.

I've not heard the other 399 Kernkrafts, am I missing anything important?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I repeat that the fact that the song is Kerncraft 400 and the band is Zombie Nation is the single most astonishing thing that I have learned from these rates.

Oh I knew that and it's just an awful bit of information.

 

[Kate]

Better than the original Logical Song? Of course it is. I've suffered wounds that were better than the original Logical Song. The only good thing about the original Logical Song is that it's not fucking Breakfast in America.

I LOVE BREAKFAST IN AMERICA!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation. This came 11th.

I've not heard the other 399 Kernkrafts, am I missing anything important?

Kernkraft 226 is one of the Aldi brothers.

 

[ButterTart]

I repeat that the fact that the song is Kerncraft 400 and the band is Zombie Nation is the single most astonishing thing that I have learned from these rates.

I know this to be true, but I've still managed to transpose them in both the comment above and in my spreadsheet.

 

[dmlaw]

I've not heard the other 399 Kernkrafts, am I missing anything important?

The were even less essential than the first twelve Apollo films.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I get the impression there was a rape on the set of this video.

 

[Kate]

I repeat that the fact that the song is Kerncraft 400 and the band is Zombie Nation is the single most astonishing thing that I have learned from these rates.

WHAT?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The filming crew have all the PPE!

 

[dmlaw]

I LOVE BREAKFAST IN AMERICA!

I'm not entirely sure that we can be friends any more.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YES!

K-Lo at her most K-Loish!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh look! One of my nominations! How did this manage to fucking sneak in?

N-Trance - Forever. The absolute epitome of chavdom. This came 20th.

 

[Lume]

Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation. This came 11th.

I've not heard the other 399 Kernkrafts, am I missing anything important?

Kernkaft 178 is VERY beautiful BALLID

 

[Kate]

I'm not entirely sure that we can be friends any more.

What's your feeling about the Gym Class Heroes version?

 

[dmlaw]

I didn't vote for this because it plainly uses most of the same backing as 'Set You Free' but it's actually quite good.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's nice to know she's still on the banner. I feel at home.

 

[ButterTart]

Good God I love this. I'm also drinking WKD.

Thematic link there.

 

[dmlaw]

What's your feeling about the Gym Class Heroes version?

Much, much worse. If Breakfast In America is having a tramp lick your face, Cupid's Chokehold is having him spit in your mouth.

 

[ButterTart]

Where were you to hold my hand? Two metres away, love. It's 2020.

Flip & Fill - Shooting Star. This came 25th.

I was going to nominate the Bang! original, but I didn't want to put you through that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Queen of SLAPHEADS!

Shooting Star is LEGIT HOT TRASH!

 

[Kate]

Kernkaft 178 is VERY beautiful BALLID

This has tickled me greatly.

 

[ButterTart]

My tootsies are a-tapping now. This is very much my wheelhouse.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Peak Clubland was astonishing fun on pills (rip).

 

[Kate]

YAS!

 

[Lucille]

I’m much prefer the happy hardcore version of shooting star.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She didn't even make the CD cover poor love.

 

[ButterTart]

Coming in at number 32: Camisra - Let Me Show You

Kate is now 6 for 6.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Let Me Show You is fucking rubbish.

 

[Lucille]

I’m much prefer the happy hardcore version of shooting star.

Not to say I don’t love this version, it just works better pitch shifted 2 octaves and played at 150bpm.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not to say I don’t love this version, it just works better pitch shifted 2 octaves and played at 150bpm.

I agree, but it's a case of KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.

 

[Lume]

What a STRIKE @Kate

 

[Kate]

Coming in at number 32: Camisra - Let Me Show You

Kate is now 6 for 6.

YAY ME

Better than any of the proper semis

 

[ButterTart]

Not to say I don’t love this version, it just works better pitch shifted 2 octaves and played at 150bpm.

I was snooty about the Flip & Fill version for ages because I loved the original. They're both magnificently trampy.

 

[dmlaw]

Not to say I don’t love this version, it just works better pitch shifted 2 octaves and played at 150bpm.

I regularly fall into a trap of listening to horrible 'nightcore' versions of all kinds of songs on YouTube. Now there's a possibility for the next rate.

 

[ButterTart]

Another of @dmlaw's late entrants. BBE - Seven Days and One Week, because 'fortnight' is apparently too difficult to say.

Anyway, this is fucking glorious, and it came 23rd.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

7 Days and One Week is GLORIOUS.

I bought it on tape on my FIRST WEEK at SIXTH FORM COLLEGE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

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