Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems - Bonus Round: The Results

[AGinAg (37)]

Clarity HOWEVER is GREAT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel like proper dance music (ignoring disco, which is separate) started in 1988. I haven't quite pinpointed when it finished yet.

I always said 1989. I think it's back again at the moment. Thank God.

 

[dmlaw]

I do like Clarity a lot, although I'm still comfortable with not having voted for it either time.

 

[dmlaw]

I always said 1989. I think it's back again at the moment. Thank God.

I would have said 1989 initially, but then you lose 'Theme From S Express', so I moved it back a year.

 

[Lume]

This was about 2015 right? During an era where DECENT DANCE MUSIC DIED.

2014

 

[Kate]

It was not terribly long ago that I learnt Foxes was just one person.

 

[ButterTart]

Another one that's a total unknown to me. Leila K - Open Sesame.

No idea why she calls her minge 'sesame', I assume she must have seeded labia.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Never HEARD OF THIS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I quite LIKE IT!

 

[dmlaw]

Google tells me that Leila K is of Moroccan decent, which is probably for the best all things considered.

 

[Kate]

Laila El Khalifi, better known by her stage name Leila K, is a Swedish Eurodance singer and former rapper of Moroccan descent.

Perhaps she spent lots of holidays in Jamaica, then.

 

[ButterTart]

Fragma ft. Maria Rubicon - Every Time You Need Me. This came 42nd.

Incidentally, every one of the songs in this bonus list had enough points to qualify in every other semi.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She had a hit in the UK - Got To Get It

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck me Fragma almost MISSED OUT!

HEATHENS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Say you WILL
Say you DARE!

DEEP!

 

[ButterTart]

YOU ARE WHAT MESMERS ME

 

[Lume]

Leila K is the TITS! Not her best one though.

 

[Kate]

Oh I nearly voted for Fragma but her cheesy face on the boat annoyed me too much in the end.

 

[dmlaw]

Just thing how well this would have done if they had Sue Brice's inspirational ad libs to call on.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@ButterTart Her name is Maria Rubia

 

[Lucille]

Say you WILL
Say you DARE!

DEEP!

SAY YOU WILL!
SAY YOU CARE!!!

 

[Lume]

Love the farty 'bring in the vocals' bit. Suits the song.

 

[ButterTart]

Just thing how well this would have done if they had Sue Brice's inspirational ad libs to call on.

She invented boat music videos.

 

[dmlaw]

Strong librarian vibe from young Maria, here. The glasses will do that.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck everyone and everything. This qualified, and I only had to force through an extra ten songs to accomplish it.

Jurgen Vries ft. The Notorious CMC - The Opera World (Brave New Song)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Apparently Maria ended up in a wheelchair after a having baby!

 

[Kate]

I just got a Katherine Jenkins advert! NO!

 

[ButterTart]

Shit chibi CGI videos really were all the rage back in 2003.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The video!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope it doesn't go all offensive like Gouryella. Mind you she's a Labour supporter so it might be anti-semitic.

 

[dmlaw]

This video wishes that it was as technically accomplished as Fly On The Wings Of Love.

 

[Kate]

Apparently Maria ended up in a wheelchair after a having baby!

Another tragic StarNow page https://www.starnow.co.uk/mariarubiafragma

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I quite enjoy The Opera Song.

 

[ButterTart]

I remember coming up to this on the way to a house night at Sankeys in Manchester. Good times.

 

[Kate]

Wonky tits in a tinfoil dress get ALL THE JOBS!

 

[ButterTart]

Another tragic StarNow page https://www.starnow.co.uk/mariarubiafragma

I am BRUNETTE NOW!

Shut the front door!

 

[dmlaw]

Everybody be cool.

YOU.

BE COOL.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am BRUNETTE NOW!

Shut the front door!

After having a baby she only uses the BACK DOOR now.

 

[ButterTart]

Wonky tits in a tinfoil dress get ALL THE JOBS!

Two blancmanges in a crisp packet.

 

[Lucille]

GOD MADE ME COOL!

 

[ButterTart]

Everybody be cool.

YOU.

BE COOL.

God made me cool.

But Moopy made Paffendorf our 47th favourite song of this round.