Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems: Semi-Final 3 RESULTS THREAD. Starts 9pm.

[ButterTart]

This is a proper exciting song.

 

[Lucille]

I know this isn't the point, but I don't understand how Australians can be so happy when they live on the same landmass as huntsman spiders.

Because somehow they’re actually much less irritating than Australians.

 

[Kate]

ARE THEY COMING, DMLAW?

 

[Raining on Me]

Yes whatever the character was called was great.

Reality judge now?

No idea but I think she was IZZY (?) in Neighbours. Absolutely stellar regardless

 

[Kate]

YAAAAS IT MADE IT

time to turn the lights off and leap around

*holds tits*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Titanium is obviously EVERYTHING AND MORE.

Sadly tainted a bit by a thousand talent show candlelight renditions.

 

[dmlaw]

HERE COME THE DRUMS, HERE COME THE DRUMS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM

 

[ButterTart]

This week's bronze medallist - David Guitar featuring Sean - Titanium.

It's overplayed to the point of absurdity but it really is exceptionally good.

 

[jyxz]

Titanium is obviously EVERYTHING AND MORE.

Sadly tainted a bit by a thousand talent show candlelight renditions.

And that fucking Heart breakfast Amanda Bitch Troll advert.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I remember Moopy getting obsessed with this about 6 months before they promoted it as a single and it slowly climbed and climbed to #1!

 

[Lucille]

1.3 billion views

 

[Raining on Me]

Titanium is obviously EVERYTHING AND MORE.

Sadly tainted a bit by a thousand talent show candlelight renditions.

I mean it taints it a LOT to be fair. It's up there with Baby One More Time levels of overplay.

Still wonderful but I enjoy way more in the the "Sia does Dance" category

 

[Kate]

A positive self-love anthem AND a fucking BANGER.

Shamefully I only got into it VERY recently

 

[ButterTart]

The Japanese version of Titanium is somehow better.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Toca's Miracle is more controversial than Dominic Cummings and Gilead put together!

 

[Kate]

Phew I shouldn't have done that with a belly full of curry.

 

[jyxz]

Still no @jyxz picks!

Fucking trolled

 

[Kate]

I'm going to pretend this is Toca Me by going LALALALALALA over all the vocals.

 

[ButterTart]

I hope you all appreciate how fucking hard it is to find the proper version of this on YouTube? Sue is VERY litigious.

Fragma ft. Sue Brice - Toca's Miracle. Our SILVER MEDALLIST.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I remember doing pills to this at University back in 2000. I say 'remember'. We listened to it obsessively!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm going to pretend this is Toca Me by going LALALALALALA over all the vocals.

Well, that would have been easier to source on YouTube...

 

[Lucille]

Is this the DEFINITIVE version?

 

[ButterTart]

Apparently Sue wasn't paid a penny for this.

 

[Kate]

Is this just a car advert?

 

[ButterTart]

Is this the DEFINITIVE version?

It's the classic version. It just doesn't exist anymore outside of weird videos like this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I also remember being obsessed with the indoor football video in heels. Also how much of a MUTT Coco was.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Apparently Sue wasn't paid a penny for this.

We'll never hear the fucking END OF IT!

 

[dmlaw]

Personally, I feel that the ad libs and harmonies which give this song its iconic stamp come close to ruining it. The session singer should just have performed it as it was written.

 

[Raining on Me]

I love it but does "Everytime You Need Me" feature or has that been and gone?

 

[jyxz]

I also remember being obsessed with the indoor football video in heels. Also how much of a MUTT Coco was.

Female five a side was my go-to memory too

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ah Mysterious Times. Sash bringing the world Tina Cousins was such an average gesture.

 

[ButterTart]

Another video that only exists in very quiet form.

Sash! ft. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times. This came sixth.

Tina Cousins never really happened, did she?

 

[Lucille]

Covid playlist alert!

 

[dmlaw]

Apparently Sue wasn't paid a penny for this.

At least her breasts are less disgusting than Damae's.

 

[ButterTart]

I love it but does "Everytime You Need Me" feature or has that been and gone?

Coming to a semi-final near you VERY soon...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Another video that only exists in very quiet form.

Sash! ft. Tina Cousins - Mysterious Times

Tina Cousins never really happened, did she?

SORT OF!

She was on that ABBA single(!)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

NO TRICK OF THE MIND!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jam & Spoon kill and eat Plavka.

 

[dmlaw]

SORT OF!

She was on that ABBA single(!)

Presumably she saw the producers of that committing a murder.